I need him to get a good night's rest.

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I depend on my good friend to sleep in my bed every single night. I enjoyed sleeping with this guy so much that I'm furious whenever he leaves the bed for more than a few hours. If I had the power, I would force him to sleep with me 20 hours a day. I panic when I think i'll be away from him, and have extremely violent reactions to other females in his field of vision. I need to play with him. I know that I sound crazy, but I'm just being honest.

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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago | pl

    Another WTF topic.

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    What does it feel like to be such a massive loser?

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    • fluffy1uv
      7 years ago

      Well that was a little different than your usual response XD

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      • RoseIsabella
        7 years ago

        I dunno, she just sounds so bat shit crazy like a psycho ex girlfriend in the making. I kinda suspect it's a troll, but OP sounds dangerous and it would behoove any guy she likes to get as far away from her as possible.
        :-)

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  • sunshinemoonlight
    7 years ago

    Ok, like thats not creepy or stalkerish at all...

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    • SuspectedWitch
      7 years ago

      like, i wanna cut you with these saws.

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  • bigbutt26
    7 years ago

    I get what I want, end of story.

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    • HermioneStranger
      7 years ago

      I get his dick stuffed up my arse.

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      • EvilMaryJane
        7 years ago

        you wish. I'm the only girl who actually follows through on the strict-liquid-only diet without cheating on it and then lying about it.

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        • fluffy1uv
          7 years ago

          Not worth it lol it's called douching gurl

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  • motherfuckersbrother
    7 years ago

    You just a typical fucking whore bitch slut who wants it all your way.i bet you don't even fuck him or suck his cock

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  • CDmale4fem
    7 years ago

    YOU DO SOUND CRAZY

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    On the off chance that you're not a troll you need to give this poor guy some space. If you don't give him the space he needs, but is probably to polite to request, he'll probably disassociate himself from you, and with good reason! You don't own this poor guy and if you're jealous of any female that comes within his field of vision that's your problem not his. This poor guy deserves a break, and you my dear desperately need to get professional help ASAP!

    You're probably in desperate need of psychiatric medication as well as psychotherapy! I hope you get on the ball and start taking care of yourself instead of expecting others to do so for you. In the meantime get yourself a good quality teddy bear, some herbal tea and maybe some Valerian root capsules from the health food store.

    Celestial Seasonings makes two excellent teas that you might want to check out:
    *Tension Tamer
    * Sleepytime

    I'm not a professional be any means, I'm just a person with a lot of life experience. I do honestly suspect that you have a lot of fear of abandonment issues which is a major symptom of a very serious personality disorder. If you wrote this post in earnest about your true feelings then I want to apologize for any offense or hurt feelings as a result of my initial one liner response.

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