I occasionally fight crime in my underwear

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Fairly recently I have become a crime-fighting vigilante. I am known to take to the streets in nothing but steel-capped black boots and white briefs as a crusader of truth and justice. I've since become a local sensation and I've even come up with a brilliant name for my heroic new persona: Underwear Man.

If provoked, I will remove my titular garment and throw it in the face of my adversary.

Does any of this seem odd to you? Regardless, wouldn't you agree that I should continue for the good of the nation and for the sake of all that is right?

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  • NotStrangeBird
    10 years ago | pl

    Apparently you are not fighting the crime of indecent exposure.

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  • Paradiddle
    10 years ago

    Kick Ass, stop trying to dress like Hit Girl, she is too cool to copy. Just stick to the green and yellow and you're good. Oh and don't let other super heroes hog your screen time and look cooler, its called Kick Ass, not Hit Girl.

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  • Jeaneathean
    10 years ago

    Good luck to you, sir.

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  • Michi62
    8 years ago

    Sounds like perfect hero to me: black boots and white underwear seems like the perfect combination to me.

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  • MattHat
    8 years ago

    Captain Underpants

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  • BIgEB
    9 years ago

    crime fighting, eh???...and only in your underwear???...In certain parts of this country...there are some that may fight crime by taking you away...

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  • MINE_TURTLE
    10 years ago

    hello

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  • peterr
    10 years ago

    Normal. And don't be afraid to pull those underwear down and show them your sword! Fight for right. Suck on sight.

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  • masturbatears
    10 years ago

    Well of course it is! I go out in a parka, and underwear.

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  • RomeoDeMontague
    10 years ago

    Kick Ass translated to real life. Like we learn at the end of kick ass 2. Putting on a costume does not make you a hero. You are what makes you a hero!

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  • ♫Diamonds♫
    10 years ago

    I feel it's pretty important to wear your underwear on the outside of whatever other garment your costume involves. If it's nothing, then may villains fear your flashy displays like the English did the kilt-adorned Scots of old.

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    Get a cape!

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  • Iz_me
    10 years ago

    I would love to know what your super powers are

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