I occasionally shit out of my dick

On rare occasions, I'll take a piss and then suddenly my dick starts farting and shit comes out! It freaks me the fuck out honestly, but it only happens once in a while so I'm not to worried about it. Should I be? This happens maybe once a week and only if I'm having diarrhea, and it's just diarrhea that comes out of my dick.

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63% Normal
Based on 8 votes (5 yes)
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Comments ( 10 )
  • Cuntsiclestick

    You have a fistula. In other words, a hole between your prostate and rectum. Get that fixed before it fucks you up.

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  • Don't light them farts on fire

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  • TheBlindInquisitor

    Uh what the...how dose that work?

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    • I feel like I have diarrhea, and then I feel a sudden urge to take a piss instead of a dump. Which I find rather strange. Then, I'll take a piss, which is piss at first.

      Then comes the weird dick farts. Like actual fart noises and smell coming from my dick. Then, the diarrhea starts coming out of my dick. It's actually shit, smells like shit, and clearly is shit. It's very weird

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      • curious-bunny

        Video or didn't happen

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        • Nikclaire

          I thought it was another poop story too but then this:

          "Acquired causes such as inflammatory bowel disease like crohns or ulcerative colitis, bowel-bladder scarring due to trauma may also lead to fistula ( abnormal communication) between the large bowel to the urinary tract. Patient may poop out of his penile urethra as well in this case."

          -- M.R Hassan, Pediatric Surgeon at Ministry of Health Malaysia.

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          • curious-bunny

            Oh Jesus Christ. That sounds horrible then

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  • CozmoWank

    You got problems.

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  • Wow, this is 80% normal... that's surprising

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    • SKDM007

      its really not 80%

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