I owe the mafia money! please help!

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My whole life I've been a gambler, recently I made a big bet Brazil for the world cup, and they lost, badly. I now owe some very bad people a lot of money

take them on andkill them all 43
run for it 45
leave it and hope they forget 17
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  • gummy_jr
    9 years ago | pl

    It was nice knowing you

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  • NurseDiesel
    9 years ago

    You've been sent for by Joey, Johnny, Jackie, Vinnie, Vito, Lenny, Benny, Lefty, Shorty, Buckles, Knuckles, Big bambino, Luka the brute, Whitey the shark, and Eddie spaghetti.

    If I was you, and I'm glad I ain't, i'd slip into these concrete shoes real nice and quiet like. We don't want no trouble, see. We just wanna make a long toym deposit in da east rivah. Now blow bubbles, he likes it.

    Boom badda bing!

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    • Johnnytherat
      9 years ago

      you forgot to ssay "ya gunna pay up capeashe? or we's gunna break ya friggen legs!"

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      • NurseDiesel
        9 years ago

        And don't forget da canolis!!!

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      I still don't know why the caged bird sings.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Everybody told you, you needed help, but oh no, YOU had it under control.
    Well, now you are going to have to pay for your evil ways. The drinking, whoring around and the gambling. Sooner or later... and I guess it's later. B-Bye

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  • fortheshitzandgigglez
    9 years ago

    I had the same problem. Hire the yakuza.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    I suspect this is one of those "serious trolls" that was posted about the other day.

    But if not you did something really fucking stupid. Why would anyone gamble with the mafia? Your best bet is to find a way to pay up, or move very far away. Far away that you are in another country.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    I don't know a thing about dealing with the mob. I guess you've just learned a very painful and there's a high probability of said lesson getting more painful.

    Well, you said you wanted help so click on this link: http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/

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  • I_Like_To_Fuck_Goats
    9 years ago

    Tell them all all to go fuck themselves, dat otta do it

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  • TheOneWhoComesFromEnordro
    9 years ago

    Run. Run far, far away to another country and never return. Blend in with the residents, go incognito and even have a sex change if you have to.

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  • MasterOfWaffles
    9 years ago

    Steal their guns and use them against teh mafia.

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  • Valentine<3
    9 years ago

    you are in deep trouble.The mafia can kill your WHOLE family(newborns to elderly) i feel bad for you.

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  • Barracuda
    9 years ago

    chop off your penis and give your penis as an offer

    depending on the size, they might pardon you

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