I pass out. it sucks

I dread when I have to go to the toilet to take a dump :(

The poop comes out easily but the smell makes me almost vomit and I pass out and apparently fall off the toilet and wake up with poop on my legs and ankles.

How can I become a poop master? How can I stay strong and not pass out?

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  • cocknballs

    Shit outside in the bushes or on a patch of grass like a normal human being. The toilet is for drinking.

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  • bucho's_butt

    If you're actually that repulsed by your own smell that's not good. You might have some kind of psychological problem. Becoming a poop master is a long, hard, and bumpy road. It takes endurance, perseverance and assertiveness.

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  • mystery7

    buy a mask with a chemical filter in it (the ones that spray painters use for example)

    That'll take care of that shit smell.

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  • Blackity-Black

    Why not just wear Depends (adult diaper)

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  • Short4Words

    RIP Darwinism.

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  • sexysonofsam

    I strongly suggest that you take a clothes peg with you and place it over the entrance to your nostrils, that way you cannot smell it! I you take deep breathes through your mouth though you might taste it!

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