I pee in two directions

OK so I am a guy that is not circumcised, and when I pee my pee shoots out in two directions usually, as if I am peeing out of two separate exits. So I usually sit down to pee at home, and in public it's hard and I usually don't use a urinal. Do any other guys, especially ones that aren't circumcised like me, ever had this happen?

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  • thr

    Sometimes I experience that folding of the foreskin can cause the pee to come out in an unfortunate way, with a bit of it having a more sidewards trajectory.
    I find that having pulled the foreskin (in the direction from the along and away from the penis) prior to peeing helps ensure an agreeable stream.

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    • PeterSykes

      Like a little balloon at the end? A few of the kids who I watch go to the toilet have that. Soap it and pull it back in the shower each day. But not gently. Yank it back. You are aiming to snap that little stringy bit of skin at the back. That is the cure to homosexuality.

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      • Shmendan

        No don't put soap on, it can damage it. Wash it though of course, with water and baby oil.

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  • slings_and_arrows

    This happens to me too, and I'm a girl

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  • RoseIsabella

    See a urologist!

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  • hairyfairy

    It sounds like you should be circumsised.

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    • Koda

      That's a really lame reason to have a painful life-altering operation... It's not like picking a scab off XD

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  • thegypsysailor

    Is it possible you're a hermaphrodite and just haven't realized it yet? :)

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  • Murun

    You need to learn to pull your foreskin back to piss.. Same as when you're washing under there.

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  • UnabashedUser

    could be a tiny kidney stone blocking the flow. You won't know unless you filter the pee through a coffee filter and look for the stones

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  • Koda

    Why don't you just retract before urinating? I thought that's what all uncircumcised men did.

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    • PeterSykes

      No, you get a boner first.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Something could be obstructing the normal flow of urine. You might want to ask a doctor about that.

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