I peed in my pants on a date

24% Normal
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I know it's not USUAL. But is it normal? Seems like it would be. We were walking to the car from a pub and I couldn't hold it in anymore. It was embarrassing to watch the stream of piss flowing down the sidewalk with her standing there watching.

The long drive home with wet pants and smell of urine in the car was extremely awkward. Any chance this had no effect on her opinion of me? Maybe it was an "It could happen to anyone" kind of situation?

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24% Normal
Based on 59 votes (14 yes)
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  • VirgilManly
    8 years ago

    It probably won't affect her feelings for you if she had a turd in her panties.

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  • jethro
    8 years ago

    Why didn't you just divert next to a car or building or down an alley and take a piss? How lame can you be to piss your pants when you had a ton of other options, like going to the bathroom before you left the pub.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      I was too drunk and didn't think to pee before we left. Car was at least 20 blocks away. No private place to pee and I didn't have the balls to whip it out in front of her.

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      • jethro
        8 years ago

        You were too drunk to think about peeing but you were walking to your car? Were you also planning on driving? Sounds too fishy to me.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          You've never been absent-minded, even while sober?

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          • jethro
            8 years ago

            Not to a point where I pissed my pants on a date.

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      • FJK_frm_AK25
        8 years ago

        I'm sure she don't care if u we're sloshed

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  • BIgEB
    8 years ago

    I guess I don't quite understand why you didn't go while you were in the pub...I can feel for your situation, but I don't exactly consider this normal, either...whether this will or will not change her feelings for you would depend at this point more on her than you, especially since she probably kept her panties dry.

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  • flyingnostalgia
    8 years ago

    Normal or not...this is sad

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    • Stinky_Niggers
      8 years ago

      I guess you never pee AT ALL. God you are such an asshole.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    yall was markin yalls territory

    next time piss on her and shell be yalls

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  • snarkygirl
    8 years ago

    Haha... No. Maybe drinking isn't for you.

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  • ArchDemonX
    8 years ago

    This has happened to me more than once, if the girl isn't an asshole and likes you, you shouldn't have to worry. I know for a fact it's happened to you girls, don't lie.

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  • smagatron
    8 years ago

    Only 24% normal really? Look dude pissing your pants sucks and it doesn't happen a lot to people besides little kids but that doesn't mean it not normal. Peeing is normal, accidents are normal. So while it isn't exactly normal for guy to go around pissing their pants, it is a normal response to holding in your pee to long especially if you are drunk. Your date should understand and not hold it against you, it was a drunk accident, try and not stress it, put it up on fmylife.com it might be better suited there, because you my friend are NORMAL.

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  • angrymama
    8 years ago

    It sounds like you need to see a doctor.

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    Why didn't you use the loo in the pub?
    :-/

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  • Stinky_Niggers
    8 years ago

    Has she called you back?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Nope.

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      • FJK_frm_AK25
        8 years ago

        Shit that's all bad then

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      • Stinky_Niggers
        8 years ago

        I wouldn't worry about it.

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      • RoseIsabella
        8 years ago

        She probably won't, why didn't you use the restroom in the establishment? Seriously, why?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          Why is it so hard to understand that I simply forgot?

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          • RoseIsabella
            8 years ago

            ...because it's not normal to forget to go to the bathroom.

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            • smagatron
              8 years ago

              Kind of is, sometimes I'll be out drinking and use the bathroom 7 times over the night but forget to go just in case before heading home. Then I end up in the car feeling like my bladder is going to explode as I race home to pee. It happens, especially if you throw alcohol into the mix, the need to pee while drunk is random and constant.

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              8 years ago

              I went several times during the night. Just not in the last twenty minutes or so before we left.

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