I rape houses

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Breaking and entering is basically raping a house if you think about it. I have no interest in people though, so I am not gonna B&E habited houses. Mostly I break into abandoned houses which is more like necr0philia when you think about it, but just as satisfying especially if the furniture is still there. I love to go to estate sales and open houses with no intent of buying, just to fuck the house, it feels so good. I also look through Zillow all day, i recently discovered you can view the inside of random houses that aren't even on the market anymore, it's so hot. Walking through the neighborhood and thinking I know what's inside you. Especially if they have their curtains open. IIN

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  • Tommythecaty
    2 years ago

    Such a stupid analogy.

    Sounds like some shit I’d come up with.

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  • MonteMetcalfe
    2 years ago

    Back in high school I heard of a guy once who broke into a house & took a shit in the living room. The way they caught him is that he used a test paper from school to wipe his ass. It had his name on it. What a fucking genius.

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  • RoseIsabella
    2 years ago

    Have you ever considered a career in real estate?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      2 years ago

      I have actually, yes! is this normal for them? It would be my dream especially to secretly live in the houses until they're sold.

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      • RoseIsabella
        2 years ago

        Maybe you could even flip houses?

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        • dude_Jones
          2 years ago

          Flipping is serial rape. I endorse your suggestion because at least nobody gets hurt. Gooey condoms on the floor and a prolapsed back door are all easy-to-fix minor repairs.

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          • RoseIsabella
            2 years ago

            🙄

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    2 years ago

    If i caught someone in my house id be like sweet ive been waiting this moment my whole life. Say hello to my little friend!!

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      2 years ago

      so does that mean youre gonna shoot em or rape em?

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  • YE
    2 years ago

    I once found my house had
    been broken into. Blood stains on the floor, strewn used condoms, and the back door left a total mess.

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  • Somenormie
    2 years ago

    Do you also rape bungalows and flats?

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      2 years ago

      is rentin an apartment like gittin a hooker?

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  • my_life_my_way
    2 years ago

    Misread the title as horses instead of houses which unfairly raised my hopes for this post

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  • Tinybird
    2 years ago

    I like to fuck tornadoes so it's not that weird

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    • Billy24
      2 years ago

      Okay we fucking get it you have some goddamn fetish for tornadoes. Constantly going on about how you have an attraction towards tornadoes is getting old.

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      • Tinybird
        2 years ago

        like your mom

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        • Billy24
          2 years ago

          Wow! Your trash talk is really on point that was the best remark i've ever heard! Oh my god you definitely hit where it hurt i'll have to make sure i use that in the future because you really showed me!

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          • Tinybird
            2 years ago

            *your

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            • Billy24
              2 years ago

              Is that better?

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            • Billy24
              2 years ago

              Thanks for the correction! I meant to put YOUR.

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  • RoyyRogers
    2 years ago

    This is such a bad troll its hilarious though! How did this get through filtration? The Fish tank is going to get flooded!

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  • LloydAsher
    2 years ago

    I only say I'm gonna rape houses when I play videogames and I strip all the valuable crap out of a house... then onto the next house.

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  • Curiouskitten444
    2 years ago

    Yes

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  • bigbudchonger
    2 years ago

    You sound like a very healtyh and stable young man.

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