I really like suitcases.

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I am a 56 year old Indian man. When I was a young boy my schoolmates would always make fun of me and speak to me using Indian accents and call me names like raghead or currymuncher. So I found comfort in old leather suitcases.. I loved the smell and the texture as I slowly run my fingers across their surfaces. I began buying more and more suitcases, from all over the world. One day I decided I wanted these suitcases inside me... so I carefully cut out some of the leather and cooked it in a curry sauce. It was so delicious, I felt not only its power running through my veins but also a higher spiritual connection with the world. Is this normal? Has anyone else experienced this?

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  • taekwondorox
    12 years ago

    I read this in an Indian accent

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    Well, of course this is true. You mean people MAKE UP THINGS TO WRITE ON IIN??? I've never heard of that one.

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  • XJayX
    13 years ago

    I get taking comfort in suitcases when you were younger and were picked on....but a spiritual connection with them sounds very extreme.

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  • anoni
    14 years ago

    Pics or it didint happen.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Suitcase FETISH!
    Running leather through his hands!
    Suitcase Fetish!
    With that aroma enticing his brain!

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Fetish?

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  • LolaPee
    11 years ago

    thanks for making me cry with laughter :') funny story .. if by any chance its true then keep eating suitcases if you really like them i suppose?

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  • Mainstream
    11 years ago

    Well That's how I am, so I think it's normal.

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  • demonic2782
    11 years ago

    Yea this is normal for u and the other people who do this it all depends on ur defintion of normal thats all

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  • sqwidword33
    12 years ago

    you realise your a terrible liar, right?

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  • chinchillacoats
    12 years ago

    Not funny.

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  • DUUUUUDE!
    13 years ago

    Nice Lie...But it's Hilarious made my day FOOL

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  • Empathy
    13 years ago

    O___O Pwhahaha.
    Nice imagination you have there. :P

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  • longcat
    13 years ago

    wtf

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  • ticklemypickles
    13 years ago

    OKAAAAAY... Freak!

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  • casmith
    14 years ago

    curry muncher? You probably thought of that and thought it was funny, and wrote this whole dumb story just so you could say curry muncher in a sentence. Lies

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  • neppy
    14 years ago

    I don't think this actually happened I think you are lying to see how people will react.

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  • uNoRmAl
    14 years ago

    I think it's normal because everybody finds comfort in things. For you, it was suitcases!

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