I relish the smell of my own farts

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OK, I don't know why but I enjoy the pungent smell of my own farts. I will sometimes go out of my way to smell them by farting into the cup of my hand and moving the contents to my nose. I will even sometimes eat foods that I know give me bad gas so I can enjoy the farts from them later. Most of the time, I can even smell my food in my farts. One morning, I locked myself in the bathroom after eating BBQ, deviled eggs, baked beans and onions the night before and I let go with a fart that lasted a full 30 seconds. GOD I WAS IN HEAVEN. I could smell sulfur, ammonia and musk mixed with poop, beans and BBQ. The putrid smell was so concentrated it stunk the whole house up even with the bathroom door closed. Now I can't stand to be around someone else when they fart, but I can't seem to smell enough of my own. When my farts feel "hot and spicey" I'll get into position to allow the odor to find it's way to my nose. If I feel gassy, I'll take hot baths, just so I can put my nose between my legs and let one rip. The bubbles traveling through the hot water seems to intensify the stench. Why do I love this so much?

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  • lilsnifferman
    9 years ago

    Well, I think everyone like their own brand ;)

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  • LifeTheRide
    9 years ago

    It's normal for one to like their own funky smells. However, occasionally when I fart, it's intolerable and gross even to myself.

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