I scream & sometimes want to munch on my birds!

if this is true, i think u might have obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD).
i think i have it because i have really weird compulsions 2 do things too.
remember the welfare of your birds, don't hurt them

I blame my ferret for stinking up my house, crapping on my carpet, and also when i fall down the stairs its his fault.

This isn't funny at all Wat the heck they are animals ok they have a heart and brain like humans do u kno -.- man what kind of messes up person are u I feel bad for them.

Uhm, The nicest thing you could do for them Would be to set them free, They sound like there in danger in your hands O_o

How do the birds react to you screaming at them? If you really love them then you don't want to hurt their ears, do you? Keep in mind that those little sweeties depend on you to keep them safe and make them feel loved.

Hahaha wow this is psyco! I would suggest to either let the birds free or give them to someone who isn't interested in munching on the birds' skulls as a snack!

LMAO

Omg so this it so weird. You are not normal. I sometimes have the urge to bite my dog when he does stupid but I'm never crazy and yell and bite my birds you need to see a doctor, theropist, something and let your birds go live with someone who won't yell or bite them.

I think it's your own way to stay sane. And what makes more sense? Yell "Tiki Tiki" at birds and blame them for life's ills? or give all your money to a glass-wearing guy with a goatee that stares at you while you tell him how you wished your life was better? I'm going out to buy myself birds right now.

Wow thats funny. You may be a serial killer in waiting but, hey you made me laugh. Just bite one of them and see what happens, they are replaceable you know.

Man you are seriously funny if a wee bit bizarre! What ever you do don't eat them unless you are 100% sure they will taste nice

Please let them go.you're abusing them verbally and physically. Please let them fly away

Please just tell us you're joking and that you don't really harm the birds. It's one thing to play with animals and even make little jokes up about things they do, but blaming them for bad things in society?

You've got problems. Go to anger management, this may manifest in a way that's dangerous to other people someday.

Well, i have pet birds and i dont blame them for world disasters, but i do sometimes shout at them if they poop on me. But i've never been able to stay mad at them for more than a minute,and then i have to smother them with kisses and treats. I think that they learned long ago ,how to manipulate me, and now they just ignore my ranting, They know that they may do what ever they want.

Be good to your birds man, they'll love you unconditionally for life.

I actually have no idea what this is about !? you make no sense at all :L

Omg this is firkin hilarious!!! I don't know whether you are kidding or are seriously mental...?

C a pschycoligist!

Let them be free! Let them be free!

I'm scared. :[

Hahahaha that made me laugh but it's weird

Make a screamo song

Man this site is so funny. I wish I had come across it sooner :D

dont worry about it, i would probably do tha same thang, cause i am insane!

Ah, you're just going through the 'blames your birds for world destruction' phase.

And of course you want to bite their heads off. I mean.. Look at em!

Yeahhhhh.... *sniff* *cough*....
try teething rings. My bro had the same problem. Btw... LAY OFF THE DRUGS!!!! and stop yelling tiki tiki at them like a madman!

I can relate oddly enough. I have this insatiable urge to bite things all the time. I probably would do that too. But about the disaster thing? Idk that's a bit odd but I mean if you do it for fun then I guess it's all in good fun.

LMAO. Man are you a weirdy!!! You must be related to Ozzy Osbourne you know he likes to eat bird's heads.

On another note I think you need to be more social and get out more. Otherwise you are going to be a crazy bird person with more than 1,000 birds who hang out on top of your crappy apartment building in NYC.

I bite my cats burble hard lol just playful

YES YES YES YES I DO THE SAME THING WITH MY RABBIT
He is really cute and I sometimes bite him on the side of his back (not in a perverted way and I don't bite down) I sing to him VERY loudly and try to scare him so he will run away really fast
Sometimes I just can't bear his absolute cuteness

I think it's normal lol ur awesome

lol, ur not weird it's perfectly fine to scream at ur pets when they make something bad happen and kiss them and try to eat their heads. i used to do that too.

You seem like a really fun person!!! :D

This made my day!!!

No my friend, you are not normal. I can always count on this website to make myself feel like a normal human being. This is just a fucking off the wall story, it's really funny though. I couldent stop laughing when you were like "Tiki, tiki!". I just picture some crazy nut yelling at birds.

Jesus, this is funny....

Um... Wow!

No, you're not normal, but I don't think you're hurting anything. It's fun to place blame for major things on things that could never be able to cause them. Kissing them is fine, but please don't bite them. If you do, then don't bite them hard at least. And as for the screaming, if they're screaming back, and they don't start hurting themselves or pulling out their feathers, then it sounds like they're just playing along with you. It's fine.

I ROFL when I read this though! Thanks for posting!