I shave my golden retiever and wear his hair!?

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I have a weird habbit/fettish! I love my golden retriever so much I want to be him, he is my hero! I have never had companionship like I do with him! Whenever his coat is full I get out the clippers & scirrors & shave his hair all off! I put it in a bowl with a lid so it doesn't blow away! I then lay out a twister matt and pour honey all over it then roll my complete naked body in the honey! Then I take out the bowl of my dog's hair and stick it all over me! I put a collar & leash on & crawl on all 4s around the house& bark! I like to howl @ a full moon too! Please help me I really want to become an actual dog! Why? Is this normal?! Does this make me a B*tch?

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    12 years ago

    It puts the lotion on its skin...

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    It would've been better if you wore like toupee or a wig.

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  • c00lio
    12 years ago

    They have beautiful coats for sure.

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  • Legion
    12 years ago

    Wanting to be a dog,I feel thats normal. But to Shave him and wear his hair? uuh, i dont know what to say to that o_0

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  • KrystalRenee
    14 years ago

    I think this is fake, but if it's not.. There are things called shrinks, and therapists. Find one of them and talk to one, tell them what you do, not an internet advice site.

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