I shoved a poptart up my ear when i was little, is it normal?

a poptart up your ear, and you want me to call you a crazy child? I'm gonna call you dumbo the elephant,thats a damn big ear.

I use to shove crayons in my ears when I was little... Don't remember why except it was for a dare. lol. I stopped when a crayon got lodged into my ear while I was in class, and the school nurse had to get tweezers to pull it out. I blame Homer Simpson. :P

I shoved a lego up my nose.
I shoved a marble down my throat.

no, thats wierd
not as wierd as me setting fire to my garden and fuel-aring my whole house at the age of 10
i got loads of patio gas bottles around my house and wired a sparkler and loads of matches to a timer and well... boom!
( this was as i was driving away to my hew house, everything was gone and we was moving out of country )
i heard a massive BANG about 30 seconds later :D

Crazy child. Also general health advice, when shoving poptarts up your ears, make sure they're not cats.

Nyan cat.

How is that possible?!

Crazy Child

Crazy child.