I sleep with a window open so the vampires can,

come get me.

So, I have slept with my window open for two years just in case there /are/ vampires, they have easy access, and mabye they'll catch my scent and won't be able to resist coming to bite me....

Anyone else?

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  • asdfghjklol

    DAMN YOU TWILIGHT!!!

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  • Your not gonna get bit by a VAMPIRE! They are COMPLETELY fictional!! DUR! Do you still believe in Santa Clause? Instead of bein bit by a vampire your gonna get melested by a weirdo!

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  • XJayX

    ....stalkers or murderers could also come in... and most likely, they're not real. And if vampires DO exist, they would kill you, not just bite you.

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  • BrightEyes

    I'm f**king sick of this Twilight sh*t!

    #%%&!

    That peice of toilet paper is ruining impressionable, stupid minds! I'll tell you what's going to come through your OPEN WINDOW AT NIGHT, a f**cking RAPIST.

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    • snowtail802

      i like twilight :(

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  • lawlawl

    Maybe the fucking leprechauns will kidnap you while your at it.

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  • tinsleytemptress

    This is why I hate Twilight.

    There used to be good vampire stories. Praise be her name, Anne Rice. But then Twilight came in and trashed the entire topic.

    Goodness gracious, worst fad ever.

    Anyway, vampires don't exist. Hate to burst your bubble but it's a fact.

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  • Shannonsthename

    Twilight has poisoned the minds of people.

    No you will not get any vampires. All you'll get are a few bugs and maybe a creepy nightwalker.

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    • Riddler

      You fail to realize vampires have existed before twilight. In fact when they burned witches they also had bizarre burials to make sure no one would come back as the undead.

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  • babyyboyy

    instead of a vampire it will be a thief or a perve you twat.

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    • Riddler

      YUP YUP YUP

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    • EyeOfTheStorm

      LOL true

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  • ASSAULTED

    You might get something else.

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  • SolenmSerpent

    Vampires have better things to do.

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  • SnappleDragon

    You know who else won't be able to resist your open window? Rapists, murderers, burglars, cockroaches, moths...

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  • bluescrubs

    the asker doesnt want to be bitten,they want edward cullens willy in their bum

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  • teddybug

    ill be round tonight :)

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  • southparkfan1

    .... i sleep with my window open but its so someone can come in and kill me. i would hate to have eternal life screw vampiers . their all a bunch on nazi conformist bitches

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  • LoveHaley

    I do that too! Edward Cullen came to my house before and we had a party! oh jusss kiddin!(:

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  • idon'tknow

    You might get a burglar or rapist coming in through your window. Probably not a vampire though. Weird.

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  • gako

    Yea don't be suprised to find a racoon sleeping on your bed or birds in your closet. Werido!

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  • The vampires won't come , silly! Only the Easter Bunny comes!

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  • Stealthssination1710

    I'd rather have a werewolf bite. Werewolves are much stronger and more agile than vampires, but vampires are quick and have the ability to suck blood. Sucking blood sucks though, a werewolf will bite through you at epic speed and strength but a vampire will enjoy the moment unlike the one in tWHYlight (youtube search, it is epic).

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  • alexisfreak

    Twilight is retarded as hell. all the girls love the vampire guys, but the movie is stupid. I mean, what is it even about. I don't get it. A chick who likes some vampire who wants to kill her? WOW, that is RETARDED!!

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    • Stealthssination1710

      Not just that alesxisfreak, It sucks becaue of the fact that werewolves and vampires are in a movie without EPIC FULL SPEED HIGH DETAIL CLASH OF THE 2 EPIC RACES!!!

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  • Eccentric

    The only vampires that live, don't drink blood.
    They are called vampires for the fact they feed on emotion like they would blood, only wit out biting.
    They don't seek out their vicims, they just use random people to feed themselfs.

    As for Twilight, might I say,
    Vampires don't sparkle. Just because two movies say they do, does not mean the other 500 vampire movies do too.

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  • sushii

    How old are you? 10? I think you need to go see a doctor. Not only do I hate the movie twilight, I also hate people who still believes in the tooth fairy and vampires.

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  • ladyhatpin

    Vampires spread diseases. I suggest using mosquito spray around the window, that should throw them off.

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  • andres9301

    wtf ive seen twilight and i hate it booo

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  • twilight is the worst thing to happen in human and REAL vampire worlds.

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    • tinsleytemptress

      vampires. don't. exist.
      http://newscoma.com/2007/03/23/proof-that-vampires-dont-exist/
      need I say more?

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  • r u fucken kidding me let me guess.....ur a twilight fan arent ya...........fyi vampires have never been real they are totally fictional ur gonna get a perve or someone dat hates u will come and KILL u!!!

    get over it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Team_Edward_Team_Rosalie

    omg sometimes i go out at night to get something from the car and i wish vampires so beautifully could come and bite me i wouldnt mind be bitten by edward emmet or jasper. YUMMY
    but im just dreaming sometimes, or wish it would happen...i think ur taking it to extreme lengths my friend.

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  • ShiraSenju

    Hey I would love to be a vampire. But sadly they are just a myth.

    And hey! Twilight is AWSOME!!! dont criticize it!

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    • Teh4HorsMen

      Lies.

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    • snowtail802

      -hugs- i love you

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  • arrowhead

    be careful of peeping tom or other sick minded people

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  • kinderegg

    I think it is normal for some people to want to be a vampire or what not look at all the novels/movies about them. I would rather be a vampire slayer like Blade, Van Helsing or Simon Belmont.

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  • jmg1111

    hahah how old are you ? just kidding..but no its not really normal

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  • zakikage

    If vampires exists what tells u that he will not suck ur blood until an empty shell remains. still want to sleep in open window?

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  • Teenageenglishandconfuzzled

    Edward Cullen is it then?

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  • konohasempu

    haha buriedalive, too true. the closest things we've got to vampires are pale photosensitive people who don't eat garlic and like the taste of blood.

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  • Ashley_F

    They don't have to come through the window, you know. They can just come in like a regular person walking into a house. lol So close your windows please.

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    • padfoot10

      Ashley_F - Have you EVER seen "Let the Right One In"? Vampires can't come into a house unless invited inside. Very ancient myth, back when vampire myths were real instead of sparkly stupid "vegetarian" vampires.

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      • wunderkind28

        Yeah, that's what I was going to say. But... Does a "Please Come In" sign count as an invitation?

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    • Durani

      Vampires can't enter your home unless you invite them, true story.

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  • i want to be a vampire so i could turn into a bat that would be cool

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  • justincase858

    Firepoker them

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  • buriedalive

    See what twilight has done to people?!
    You prob won't get any vampires, but you'll wake up under a light coating of flies. Enjoy...

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    • iLOVEmaxxieoliver

      hahahaahhaha thank you!! you said it all;)

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    • undergooger

      lol!

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  • anonymous420

    It's a good easy way for a rapist to break in.

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  • thats just what we want you to think, my secret society keeps all of that sh*t locked up. heh heh heh.................

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  • and do not put no just because i said it was.
    answer truthfully, cause i have vamp powers that you couldnt even DREAM about and i WILL FIND YOU!!!!!!!

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  • and twilight sucks.

    totaly demening to us other vamps.

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  • no im serious, DEAD SERIOUS.

    you mortals just dont undersand.

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  • Avant-Garde

    It's been years and they still haven't come for you. Either They don't want you or you aren't doing enough to prove your devotion to them.

    *disappears*

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  • Teh4HorsMen

    What if the zombie apocalypse happens in the middle of the night?

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  • Bevvie

    BTW, I'm not talking about vampires of Twilight or such a crap.

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  • Bevvie

    Many people believe that, by letting their windows open a vampire will come at night to them.If you think a vampire will smell your blood, I'm telling you that he is overwhelmed by blood smelling humans, everywhere in the world.
    You can try to call them , they can read minds.But make sure that you are not sending a killing invitation to them like''Come suck my blood''.You must pick your words carefully.
    If you don't believe me, don't say that I'm crazy or stuff like that.Just ignore me.

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  • HSVWHO

    Lmfao!!! I thought people like u were fictional! Omg! U suck man!

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  • awelstoo

    you are a scar on the face of humanity. maybe you should kill yourself. who knows, maybe you will turn into a vampire!

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  • hyacinth11

    You're imaginative. Normal.

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  • Really should have brought a gun with you into the movie place,(thank fkin hell I did cuz that movie was horrid).

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  • Starry465

    depending on where you live, you can leave the window open for vampire bats.

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  • NickNick

    you are living on your own world, theres no evidence of vampires .... if u said ghosts or Ufos, i'd believe u then...

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  • nothing2

    i made that post a month ago. there really are vampires.

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    • Anathagenzum

      How do you know? have you become one? tell us more!

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  • nothing2

    are'nt you worried about bugs? or birds flying in instead?

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  • benenarmor

    You're weird.

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  • gunfreak

    lol god! you are a fucking retard.
    vampires are not real!

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  • See what happens when these kind of girls watch Twilight Alone?!
    Vampires don't exist.
    God never created those kind of people.
    Lol.
    Retard.

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  • i wish it would happen, but only freaks are vampires, like me. yes, i am a vampire, ninja, emo, phykic, and superhero in 1.

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    • EyeOfTheStorm

      that's awsome.......me too heehee XD

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      • thanks. always glad to see anouther vamps comments on the subject. and here is the question that will prove that your a REAL vamp:

        Does twilight suck?
        please answer.

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        • Teh4HorsMen

          It sucks.

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        • snowtail802

          no it does to suck! im on team guy-who -tried-to-run-over-bella

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  • Hekate

    Lol there are many people who want to me bitten by vamps. I wouldn't mind, but I'd be scared of hurting my family and peeps!

    ~Hekate

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  • chickawacka

    Vampires are real in my beliefs. But these are just my religious beliefs.

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