I sometimes eat my poop

I sometime poop in a glass bowl and eat it with a spoon. it tastes good to me but my teacher thinks its gross. the teacher told the whole school and now i am an outcast. every body calls me poopsicle

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  • shireboy

    Do you put sprinkles on it??

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    • cumlordvegeta

      Yes I put sprinkles on it.

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  • Tallerico500

    Poopsicle LOL

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    • Zombierainbowclown

      Rofl

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  • YOURaFREAK

    so do i except im not as rich as you!! i use a tupperwear bowl!!

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    • rp777pg

      I do to when I want to use it in a meal or a dessert.

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  • deepthought33

    Elephants eat their own shit when food is scarce.
    You know when you run into those people whose breath literally smells like shit? Well, now I'm gonna wonder if it is more than just really bad breath.

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  • moomus

    just dont breathe in my direction....

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  • man you are what you eat, and no thats not normal not even a little , u shouldnt even have to ask i mean why even start .. damn man try eating a cookie instead of shit

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  • CrystalMoonlight

    NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD DO THAT!!! I THINK YOU'RE JUST MAKING THIS SHIT (no pun intended) UP TOGET ATTENTION! >:(

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    • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

      its called "getting a sence of humor" god simon cowell

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    • rp777pg

      No actually I eat my poop at every sitting and really enjoy the flavor and texture with no side effects. It is more common than you think!

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  • This is completely fake. The dude put it on here for a laugh. Any poop u eat should probably get very sick and this is not realistic.

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    • rp777pg

      It actually not fake and you probably won't get sick eating your own as long as you are healthy yourself!

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  • Diditforthelulz

    I would just say "Eww" but the person who asked if he/she puts sprinkles on it is still busting me up...I'm still laughing...

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    • teddimarczak

      I'm with sprinkles too! but seriously dude. how could you? shame on you. my god what happened to you?

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    • cumlordvegeta

      Yes I put sprinkles on it.

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  • roadrunnerxo

    Yep, just saw two-girls-one-cup today. My appetite? Lost it.

    Do what you want though, I don't think everyone needs to know about it at your school though, not sure why you had to tell your teacher.

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  • laminator

    EAT DA POO POO, like ice-cream :D

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    • rp777pg

      I like the poop in ice cream to expecially chocolate mint moose tracks. Appropriately named I would say!

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  • dontlookatme

    I love how the moderators let shit like this onto the site, but label my story "innapropriate".

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  • BigRedOne

    This is surely not to normal.

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  • jensapa

    Veronica Moser is one sick bitch an I find it so very hard to imagine how any one could possibly find her or what she does appealing. But what ever takes ya fancy I guess...

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  • annada

    wtf is wrong with you???? You're eating shit, people who're starving dont eat their shit and i think if you can afford to be wrting this shit on a computer, you can afford food. You're just nasty!! Btw this thread stinks of TROLL

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    • foinaven

      Starving people dont poop

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      • Dirty_Jonas

        Starving people can't poop

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      • ASAP

        touche

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    • rp777pg

      Depends on where you live. Food can be very expensive and poop is free as long as you eat at least one solid meal a day to keep it going.

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  • Dozis

    I know somebody who does this on daily basis and just doesn't seem to ever have enough.
    Sometimes I let him eat my own poo then he pukes it out and gives it to all of his friends to eat. They get off on eating and puking my shit into eachother mouths until it loses all it's characteristic poo aroma. Then they start choking on their own shit again and that makes them happy. Right guys?

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    • rp777pg

      Now that is disgusting and probably will get you sick. Stick to your own and only eat what comes out the bottom. It is safer.

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  • An0nym0us9001

    Awesome.

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  • YE

    Keep up the habit, being anorexic is worse.

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  • tigron

    Never tried it yet but I'd love to eat someone's poop - I'd let them defecate directly into my mouth, and I would eat all of it

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  • Justin235

    (I’m sorry I need to say this) WHY IS THIS OVER 30% NORMAL WHAT THE F*** WHAT THE F*** WHAT THE F*** WHAT THE F*** WHAT THE F*** WHAT THE F*** WHAT THE F***

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  • Slugcat

    wait why would you use a spoon

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    • rp777pg

      I sometimes makes it easier to eat and it is cleaner than just using your hands.

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  • Andyes

    I'm curious; how does it taste ?

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    • rp777pg

      It all depends on what you ate the day before. If you eat a lot of meat it is bitter and darker in color. If you eat sweets it is sweet. otherwise it is bland to sweet. Hard when you eat a lot of fiber and green when you eat a lot of vegetables. Overall once you get used to it other than its chewyness it all begins to taste the same as you chew it down.

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  • BobTheBuildercanwefixit

    My friends sometimes call me Poopsicle

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  • DG71960

    I believe there is actually a medical term to describe this, which eludes me at the moment. And I do know that
    it is something that a number of people are into (not just yourself). However, I question whether or not you are being truthful. Nonetheless, I think you need to seek help from
    a mental health professional. Just my opinion. Take it as you will.

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  • ravenroth2011

    there is a medical condistion i dont know what it is where people will injest poop and although it isnt bad for you your own poop i wouldnt suggest eating others those concain batriria that may make you very sick so your own is ok though i dont know why you would wany me to each his own

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  • Shnaz

    It's normal if afterward you randomly pick a name out of a phone book, locate that person and kill them.

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    • cumlordvegeta

      Yeah I agree

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  • bert2121

    I' m doing it regularly! I started one night by mistake when 4 of us were drunk out of our minds! I was offered $1,000 if I'd do it and I was drunk enough that I did it! It wasn't that BAD! I could tast the bile and some crunchy undigested veggies and because I am a health nut it wasn't that bad! I now do it about 3 times a week. I mainly spit it out and sometimes I get a pretty tasty stool and I'll swallow it down.

    I know it sounds sick as hell......... but Ive done it!

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  • crolobasher

    THIS HERO RIGHT HERE WILL NEVER DIE IN AN APOCALYPSE BECAUSE He WILL EAT THE POO, POOP IT OUT AND EAT IT!!!!(if dis real)

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  • I_got_a_cupcake

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! No. No it's not :)
    But it's unprofessional for your teacher to tell the whole class. Your family could sue her btw...unless you want your parents to know that you est poop. You'll definitely be in a shitty situation!

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  • DustinZ35

    Poopsicle???????? Rofl

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  • capcrunch6

    I dont know what you are smoking and I don't want to know.

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  • whatswrongwithme22

    Well.... my dog does this, so I guess it's okay??

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  • brownprince

    Hey all you people with the insulting attacks. If you feel so strongly and judge someone you don't even know as 'sick', why do you even seek out this topic to read. If it's not your cup of tea or whatever, pass & go to something you feel is within YOUR definition of normal.

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  • IrishPotato

    Wanna go out for a Sundae?

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  • LookSomeonesWelding

    You eat it cuz it tastes good, but why on hell would you try it in the first place?

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  • shitlover

    i ate mine,chewed watching 2 gals video.......

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  • Umthatsweird

    Now everyone calls me Poopcicle xD

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  • Poopsicle LOL

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  • snoopy

    do not worry just go ahead and do what you like.

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  • BoredGuy

    two girls and a cup, right?

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  • That's normal keep it like that of course no1 belive u

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  • sparrowfeed

    dude, are you f-kin serious?

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  • SomeoneCrazy

    That's kindaaaa siiiicccckkkkk

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  • AkaruiTsuki

    Omg dude you need therapy ----> 911-Therapy

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  • They have an entire set of porn videos based upon this. Honestly, I find it gross. However, if you like it, then do it and if eating your own poop brings joy to your day, have fun.

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  • justmee787

    WTF?! Thats sooo gross, i cant believe you!!
    how old are youuu? does your parents know about this!! this is insanely nastyyy, theres a point as to why it comes out your a**!! cause its not needed, fartface.(:

    god, im sorry thats mean..
    but its true. realize this,
    stupidd why would you tell!!

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  • B4RT3E001L1z1

    Oh god, That's nasty.
    Just.. stop. please just stop.

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  • Pamelayoung88

    I THINK IT IS THE MOST FUCKING DISGUSTING THING IN THE FUCKING WORLD I MEAN COME ON WHO IN THEIR RIGHT FUCKING MIND WOULD WANT TO EAT THEIR OWN FUCKING SHIT I MEAN THAT IS COMPLETELY FUCKING DISGUSTING I DO NOT EVEN DO THAT AND I AM NOT PLANNING TO START EITHER THAT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING

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  • DG71960

    Good luck to you! I doubt you have many friends.

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    • rp777pg

      I do. You just have to clean up after yourself. Keep your mouth clean at all times and use mouth wash to get it out of your mouth so it stays in your digestive trac instead and your mouth and teeth stay clean. Breath is fine after that to. Slowly after eating it for a while it dosn't even smell anymore!

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  • Jerbyl

    But why did you tell your teacher?

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  • Xro18

    I'm scarrd for life :( o_o

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  • ruralfrights

    What exactly do you enjoy about this other than the way it tastes (chocolate ice cream is much better I'm sure you would agree). What makes it fun, and why to you need to post that info to this sight. Just some things to think about

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    • rp777pg

      You get addicted and can't stop just like cigarettes and alcohol.

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  • Fake.

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  • Notbyhisownname

    1 guy 1 INN blog 1 cup? new youtube video perhaps?

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    • Jerbyl

      eat my SHIT

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  • lupo

    WTF You need couch time.

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  • Diaperboy69

    Fake Story!

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  • cumlordvegeta

    Please do this on film and upload it to YouTube

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  • cumlordvegeta

    fucking HOT SHOW US FILM IT PUT IT OUT THERE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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  • cumlordvegeta

    Yes it's both normal and sexy

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  • Starsong21

    Eeeeewwwwwwwwww

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  • EWW! THIS IS THE GROSSEST STORY I'VE READ HERE YET!! GROW UP!!

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    • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

      u grow up and take a joke

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    • 53739

      #owned

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  • Diaperboy69

    Sorry but this has FAKE STORY all over it. Without any explanation, the teacher becomes part of the story then the whole school then the least believable part, "call me poopsicle". It's fake and all you idiots fell for it.

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    • cumlordvegeta

      Whore.

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  • Rahul1999

    WTF......🤢

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  • KekReptilian

    Sick freak!!!

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  • TheTruthOfAll

    WTF are you talking about? You should go to the doctor to have your head Examined to see what the F is Wrong with you.

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  • Rusty-Rider

    You might be a "silver back gorilla". They do that and scientists have never figured out why. Mind you, they don't use a spoon.

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  • iceecold44

    Did somebody say "poop"? That's a STINKING thing to say! Does anyone else agree? Anyone?

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    • cumlordvegeta

      No, asshole, it's sexy as FUCK

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  • iheartu2013

    TROLL

    I can't believe this snuck on; But my thought out, real question, did not. I needed some advice, and this makes ta post. Makes me just want to abandon this site!

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  • elephantface

    U lie. If u do this, u die. So... U lie.

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  • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

    Outcast is one of my Vocabulary words!!!

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  • Avant-Garde

    *didn't

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  • Avant-Garde

    Why did your teacher do something productive and tell your parents are get you some psychiatric treatment?! Also, how did she catch you doing this in the first place?

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  • An I do think this is real, you've seen 2 girls 1 cup right?? It's not fake, it's fuckin nasty but not fake. Ewwwwww

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  • EWWW I feel sorry for you future girl/boyfriend!! If you get one!!! Go get some help and use breath mints plz!!

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  • DannyBxtchh

    ew wtf ur a fuckin freak /;

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  • anmatt

    What the fuck dude.... thats just sick man

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  • alv1592

    fake!

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  • SoundsLikeFunn..123

    No offence, but this is. disgusting. Totally not normal. You stinker. Sick sick man/woman. Ughhhhhhh sickkkkk

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  • Eating poop would make you very sick because it's how your body gets rid of waste. This is fake.

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  • ^^ I agree

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  • Selene

    Joke. Besides, wouldn't it make you extremely ill?

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