I spread my butt cheeks every time i crap.
For a while I have had to always spread my cheeks as far apart as possible whenever I take a dump. I always wondered if everyone did this.
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For a while I have had to always spread my cheeks as far apart as possible whenever I take a dump. I always wondered if everyone did this.
I prefer to use my middle fingers to fishook my rectum goatse style and spread it far apart.
I think just kicking your legs out real wide will accomplish the same thing.
You may be consuming too much fiber, plus stay away from the giant wafers of Nabisco shredded wheat.
Wow dude, if you need to pull it apart you must have some wiked dumps. Scary to say the least.
Weight has nothing to do with it my husband is very fit and trim but he spreads his azzcheeks everytime. He says he is able to to drop more kids off at the pool. He also says more comes out that way which is GREAT because he is a shitin machine And goes at least 5 times a day. If not he would go 10 times a day! Now maybe Big Als Toilet Paper Barn will take my picture down for customer of the year! This has also allowed us to upgrade to 2-ply. If my poor sister wpuld listen to me her picture would come off Big Als wall.
No, I make a point not to, and here's why. When I was a kid there were people who told me to pee standing up because that's what a boy should do. There were also people that said I should sit down to pee so I avoid making a mess on the rim and bathroom floor. Screw those people, I pee standing up. Why? because I like too. Same thing goes for pooping, when I was potty trained I was told to spread my cheeks. I've deliberately gone against this method, and I just sit down. The poop is just way more satisfying this way. The way the turd slides through the half inch gap in my butt cheeks feels really good. It just feels more natural. Maybe it's just me, but I really enjoy pooping. I like to take my time and really feel satisfied when I am done. I don't look at my phone. I just sit there like the mammal I am and enjoy a good sh*t. The bigger the better. I don't care about the smell, the clean up, etc. that's just part of the experience. Honestly, give it a try for a week. Stop trying to avoid wiping as your main goal, it is pointless and you end up wiping anyway. Just sit and sh*t. You'll be thanking me.
only time I spread my buttcheeks is when I show my butthole to my little cousin or neighbor they are the same age they are 11 and sometimes when the doctor ask me to to check everything sometimes he takes my temperature in my butt or the nurse I just bend and spread my buttcheeks open a lot and I actually like doing it something about it turns me on when someone looks at my butthole and pussy
After some research, about exactly 50% of people do this.
But be careful not to pressure or spread too far. Spreading too far or hard can cause a fissure in your taint or anus. That Can cause burning (Mild fissure, just fix with care and some antibiotic ointment) or even agonizing pain (Severe fissure, requires surgery to fix. F*cking hurts.)
Hey guys, if you squat when pooping(which is the natural way you should poop) your cheeks open automatically and it's easier and faster to poop. Enjoy your next crap!!!!
I have a sore at the top of my ass-crack- it comes and go's ... Otherwise I'd try!!
I have done this for years - don't recommend it for anyone - I developed a tear above my rectum bc of it - now requires surgery to fix it
Do whatever you want to do as long as you're not hurting anybody. I don't think your personal style of dropping a deuce could possibly hurt anyone (including you), so this didn't particularly strike me as normal/not normal. I was just kind of like, huh, I never tried that. Good for that person.