I swear i was abducted by et's

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I had one of the most horrifying experiences of my life when I was abducted by aliens. But now I am medically worried. I remember nothing big about my abduction other than seeing the aliens and remembering at the end that I punched one alien in the face. After this I blacked out and woke up the next morning. But, now my hand,the one I punched this ET with is dark and numb. It looks like it will shrivel up and I afraid the dice will never believe me. Is it normal to touch am alien and this happens? Have anyone?

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izakthegoomba

11 years ago | pl

Dude, what the fuck were you smoking?

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Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

11 years ago

"I punched one alien in the face. After this I blacked out and woke up the next morning."

I can see that happening. It's called "getting into a fist fight with someone from a foreign country and getting the shit kicked out of you..."

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- Shaung1
  
  11 years ago
  
  Lol xD
  
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akj

11 years ago

It was probably just a dream dumbass!!

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coolio75650932

11 years ago

i was beside you man i was right there i saw you punch her...you got karate chopped in the neck then theye injected your hand with a black goop...then they came to me OH THE HORROR! (they made me watch dora the explorer but u strangly had a boner)

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Bmac17

11 years ago

Yeah, not gonna make fun of you, this wasn't the right place to put this. Too many assholes are here. I would go see a doctor and keep this too yourself because people will think your crazy.

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RaNdOmPoPcOrN

11 years ago

I love troll posts
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- coolio75650932
  
  11 years ago
  
  i love faces!
  
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    11 years ago
    
    O_O
    
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      11 years ago
      
      i love other faces to!
      
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aussy123

11 years ago

So in translation, you were super duper intoxicated, decided to take a drive,but thought you were pulled in by a UFO, but soon a Police Officer or (alien o_0) pulled you over..being stupidly intoxicated you punched him in the teeth (which explains the scar on your hand), soon you were brought to a jailhouse, where you excaped and now your telling everyone this stupid dumb story about how you were "captured by aliens".............. SMDH!!!

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Im_not_normal_and_I_know_it

11 years ago

Umm... Too much drinking? You must have punched a wall... Heeheehee

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- coolio75650932
  
  11 years ago
  
  or your wife :3
  
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Shaung1

11 years ago

Did they anal probe you?

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- coolio75650932
  
  11 years ago
  
  il anal probe you any day
  
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  - Shaung1
    
    11 years ago
    
    Ok do it, LMAO!
    
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      11 years ago
      
      ok! *fuqs in anal*
      
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Jasmina

11 years ago

O.o Thats ironic THATS NAUTTS MENG YOU HAVE SHOWN US THAT ALIENS ARE REAL xD

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VioletTrees

11 years ago

I'm not making fun of you in any way, but I think you should talk to a doctor about this. There may be a medical reason for this experience.

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Avant-Garde

11 years ago

What did they look like?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Greys
  
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  - Avant-Garde
    
    11 years ago
    
    I hear the tall ones can be quite nice.
    
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      11 years ago
      
      in bed
      
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        11 years ago
        
        Best reply ever. Diamonds to you my friend.
        
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        coolio75650932
        
        11 years ago
        
        why thank you. oh almost forgot. do you like it in the ass?
        
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KeddersPrincess

11 years ago

You know, there's someone else who posted today that they are upset because they'll never meet an alien, or something like that. I think you to should talk. You'd probably make great friends :)

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DannysUsername

11 years ago

Dude, have you seen that movie The Fourth Kind? That shit was creepy as hell!

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zchristian

11 years ago

Gratz you are one of the few millions who say the same...

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NotFloydzie

11 years ago

ETs? HAHAHAHAHHAHA

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Suddenly I think you're an Asshole
  
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  - NotFloydzie
    
    11 years ago
    
    Thanks for sharing.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      You're cool. Laugh at me, huh?
      
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        11 years ago
        
        hahaha?
        
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    11 years ago
    
    You can think?
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      I think so
      
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      - [Old Memory]
        
        11 years ago
        
        Ha!
        
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- [Old Memory]
  
  11 years ago
  
  You beat me to it lol.
  
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  - NotFloydzie
    
    11 years ago
    
    :P
    
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