I think babies are ugly, and i generally hate them.

I don't understand why people think babies are cute. They look completely revolting in my opinion, like little unprocessed blobs of human-being that mother nature scraped out of the machines.

Puppies look cute, kittens look cute, every species has a cuter offspring except us. When a baby smiles, I want to punch a baby. Convenient, really, but I don't. And when a baby scrunches up it's face to cry, I have an extreme urge to set said baby on fire.

I stay away from them, for obvious reasons >_>

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  • ac1d6urn

    I don't find them cute at all either and I would never want to have one. People keep telling me that it'll change when I get older...but nope I rather have cute animals as companions then a screaming, pooping, barfing, needy baby and being pregnant just sounds like such a bitch as well. Also when I see them in public where I need to spend time next to them such as in a movie theatre or on a plane, it pisses me off to no end even if they are THAT loud.

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  • LucidHighGuy

    It depends how hard you throw them!

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  • I hate babies sooo much too. It's normal. They piss me off when they stare at me. They also have no neck muscles which
    also makes me angry

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  • loverofhottyhottness

    i like the way you think!

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  • hottyhottness

    Holy shit. I think we have the same brain. One day I was talking to my friend about babies and I brought up the comment of how babies are so awkward looking because they don't know anything and she freaked.

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  • catocato52028

    I hate babies too. To me the look like mini bold fat guys, the bigger the bay the worst the are...... and they're gross, helpless and have no care for them. ew!!!

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  • missmeow

    To be honest, I feel the sameeee way as you. Even with small kids. Ick. Just don't act on these urges to throw them out windows etc LOL

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  • LucidHighGuy

    How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

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    • Stifler

      Depends on the wall size and how many layers of blood you will need.

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  • whitefish0404

    well, i dont hate baby's. but they are weird looking, like little mutant aliens with large heads and huge eyes.

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  • AnonyFox

    What's ugliest, is when they're first born.

    They look like some sort of gray wrinkled alien creature!

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  • Astro_Nebula

    I know that feel

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  • Timmeh

    i fucking hate all babies apart from asians, dunno why but theyre the only ones i like. the strange thing is that i want children of my own anyone feel the same?

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  • wolfattack44

    I think that babies are absolutely revolting. People think that their faces are adorable, but I think they look disgusting. There's nothing cute about them. Sometime's I'll be at someone's house and they'll show me their baby. I can't smile when I look at its face(that's right, I call them "it"). I won't ever hold it, I refuse. What's -most- annoying is when people give it attention and surround it. I have to walk away and do something else. Baby animals, on the other hand, I can agree, are FAR more cuter. :3

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  • Squashgordo

    Yeah, I completely agree with you. I had to live with a 1 year old for like a year, and he would wake up in the middle of the night screaming. It was really annoying. I could never get a good night's sleep. And the whole thing about changing diapers? EEEW. Anyways, babies are basically tiny bald aliens that scream and squelch constantly, and crap their pants .

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  • hotchickie81

    I find some babies are absolutely adorable!!! And others... not so much, lol.

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  • moonraven11

    yeah it's normal. i find babies semi-cute but ultra-annoying and ugly when they cry

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  • Brianna123

    I am like that too! Good to know I'm not the only one. :)

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  • DairnEmbarrassmentLi

    I have found the promised land !!! Dare I say, I love you all (ie those who find babies revolting)!!

    You have articulated all the feelings/opinions that I have had, most notably:
    human baby -> revolting | feline baby -> adorable

    Here's one I just came up with:
    human baby -> pain in the ass | cobra baby -> kicks ass

    OK, what to you give a dead baby for X'Mas? A dead puppy!

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  • Stifler

    I'l show you all the baby pictures once my child is born.

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  • Alphareign

    I always ask myself how such ugliness comes out of such beauty.

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  • SweetChrissy

    I love the people who actually got mad about this. Go on somewhere.
    I hate babies. I mean, sometimes certain babies are kind of cute. And i'd never hurt a kid. But yeah, when one is crying in a movie or just being generally obnoxious, i wish i could slap it and it's mother. like.. SHUT UP.
    I'll definitely never have kids. I'll buy a dog.

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  • Bubbles-for-life

    well soooooo tech. [i dont feel like writing it all] but anyway so tech. You hated yourself at one point LMAO -everyone stares- Whatttt? somone hadd to say it ∞-∞

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    • gayt0r

      Um, okay.

      Was that supposed to make sense, orrrr?

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  • coolio75650932

    *is looking at ground from a balcony on the tenth floor*

    me:FUCK! dropped the baby

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    • Stifler

      Thats fucking stupid.

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  • CrazyCatLady67214

    I think so too.. and I have to agree that other species tend to have cuter offspring. For me, I prefer kittens...

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  • Oh, hey, this is the guy who posted this IIN thingy.

    When I read over it, the last line looked sort of like I was implying that if I was stuck with a baby, I would harm it. I wouldn't, ever. I know that that disgusting blob will grow into a normal person some day, and I am firmly opposed to all forms of violence! Which is funny considering I think about violence quite often. Sounds like another IIN in the works...

    But yeah. I'd even change it's freakin' diaper. And feed it milk and stuff >_>
    Not willingly.
    But I would.

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    • girlygirl87

      hahaha your hilarious... :D

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  • mtnw

    the more you think about something, and the more you say it, the better the chances of you doing it.

    you say you are not violent, but you think violence.

    you don't have to like babies, and you don't have to think they are cute, so what's the problem that your feelings are soooooooo extreme?

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  • pandabear1209

    If you think babies are ugly and don't like to be around them then fine, lots of ppl feel that way. But its disturbing to hate a baby and want to hurt them, they are innocent and completely helpless. And there are tons of animals out there that have ugly offspring. I'm sorry but having harmful thoughts toward an infant is NOT normal, its sickening.

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