I think i have a bath salt addiction

I love them, the high is incredible. I take bath salts every day, usually by iv. I just find them incredible, but one time I took bath salts I got really horny and wound up getting arrested for trespassing on a farm because I was trying to sleep with the barnyard animals. The farmer caught me hopping the fence.

Not sure why, but it seemed totally normal when I was on the bath salts that day. The way the ponies and sheep were grazing in a field, the quacking of the ducks in the pond, and the pigs rolling around, I don't know why but somehow it all just felt like such a turn on. And I just couldn't control myself.

That was a weird batch of the salts though, because I never got like that again. It was pretty far out there, but other than that one incident I totally handle myself well on them. And every other day, when I walk past the farm, not only does the thought not occur to me. It just seems completely incomprehensible. That batch of bath salts really just took me to another world and really weird, fucked up places.

And if I don't take them, I feel terrible. If I don't take them, it's just such a miserable feeling. Literally feels like I'm dying, and I shake, have cold sweats, and vomit. But since I usually feel great when I'm on the bath salts, I just keep taking them. If I really wanted to stop, I could. It's just that I feel so miserable when I do that I just kind of say fuck it. And when I do, I just feel absolutely amazing all day

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  • litelander8

    I knew a dude who took bath salts and then shot himself in the head.

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  • IrishPotato

    You've fucked animals? You're dispicable.

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    • No, actually I didn't. The farmer caught me just in time. Plus, I was having a tough time deciding whether to head to the pig pen or the duck pond

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      • SwickDinging

        How exactly were you planning to fuck the duck? I can see the logistics with the pig, but I'm really struggling with the duck.

        (Not trying to be a smartass, I'm genuinely curious)

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        • I'm not quite sure. I just snuck in and the farmer caught me before I really thought through the logistics of it. I actually did manage to get to the duck pond, just kinda picked one up and just kinda looked at it for a minute and thought to myself huh, I don't know if this is even going to work

          And that's when I started thinking about possibly making a beeline towards the pig pen, but the farmer came out because he heard all quacking. And the cops showed up a couple minutes later. I don't really remember much, I was all fucked up at the time. My memory is pretty hazy.

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  • aidonger

    ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

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  • RoseIsabella

    You are addicted, and you have to quit.

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    • But this stuff is amazing! I can't imagine living without it!

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      • RoseIsabella

        Your life will improve if you quit.

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  • Boi222

    That shitty feeling is just withdrawal, it shouldn't last more than a week. Bath salts should not be fucked with you need to quit asap

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    • No, bath salts are keeping me sane! If it weren't for bath salts, the devil would destroy me! I need them to survive!

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      • xxCR1NG3_K1N9xx

        What’s gonna kill you is the scientifically proven health risk of doing too much bath salts dude.
        Withdrawal seems scary but once you get there you’ll be alright, think about how stupid you sound and try to ignore the itch.

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