I think i might love dogs too much!!

I love dogs so much. I cant date anyone who doesnt like them, I spend hours with them, and talk about them all day every day. I dont feel complete without them, and love them more than people and would rush into a burning building for a random one. I feel very offended if someone doesnt like them.

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  • devonsweeneysGF

    "Jared, can you explain why your at your neighbours place, while their away and their dog's home alone, and you brought over dog treats and condoms?"

    "we were just going to hang out and play fetch, nothing was going to happen, I swear"

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    • Ellystar18

      Haha! Never sexual I swear. But I think my platonic passion for them has extended beyond being normal. Everyone around me laughs it off. But theyve accepted they will hear about dogs all day, they will never hate on them, you will tell me about your dog, and if we live together well have 8 little dog babies xD

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      • Eat.My.Fuck

        It seems like you're giving people ammunition. If they decide you've been pissing them off they'll probably start hating on dogs in front of you to make you mad. Wiener dogs are my favorite. I can't stand cocker spaniels or poodles or chihuahuas though. A lot of them are assholes. And what about that video of the rottwieler playing with the two year old? At some point he decided he didn't want to play anymore so he ripped that two year old's limbs off and was chewing on them and stuff. Not all dogs are nice you know. What about dogs who bark too much at random people? I mean some dogs need to get a life. I sure liked my dog odie growing up though.

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        • Eat.My.Fuck

          By the way the best dog movie ever made is hands down Hachi: A Dog's Tale. Get ready to grab the tissues though cause you're going to be doubled over in tears by the end of that one. It's based on a true story too. That's some dedicated unconditional love if I've ever heard from a dog.

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      • Paigiepoo

        I've got 3 and their personalities are so different, I love them and right back at me. Some say that dogs lick you for food, mine do but sometimes it's because they want to say ...hi.

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        • Ellystar18

          Haha I love them. I dont care if their licking me for food or cause they want to say hey. Never met a dog I hated and Ive met a loooot

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          • flwrswhisperingnthenight

            So do you want to be a vet or a dog rescuer or something? I think to some extent it is normal but not if your counting on them for 'human situations'. A lot of people love dogs and I know a TON of dog lovers. So no...you're not that weird. ^_^ As long as you don't have a "sexual" relationship, otherwise that would be disgusting...

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            • Ellystar18

              Not specifically. I dont really want to be a vet because dogs are the only pet that I would consider loving.. Ive been considering being a groomer or working in a rescue though.. Oh no sexual no, no. Thats abusive D:

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  • noid

    It seems to be more socially acceptable than loving cats, which is not fair.

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    • kupokupo

      Cats are little shits at times though, whereas cute dogs are 100% non-stop cuteness!

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      • noid

        My dog is not cute when she grabs garbage or cat poop to eat!!!

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    • Ellystar18

      Nah I think its the other way around. All my friends love cats and force me to play with them and pet them and it results in me being attacked 95% of the time.

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      • noid

        Really. Are you in the US? I don't know nearly as many people who like and have cats, compared to dogs. Plus there's that "cat lady" stereotype. Ugh. So annoying. I have a dog, and several cats. I try not to tell people unless they like pets too.

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        • Ellystar18

          Yeah I do lol.. most of my friends have at least three cats and are cat obsessed but they act like im a psycho for liking dogs more. :P

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          • noid

            They're silly, it's the same thing, just which type animal you prefer. Or which strays you happen to find needing homes!

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  • CountessDouche

    No, no...you don't love dogs "too much." There are lots of people on this site that love dogs "too much," and you're not one of them. No sir.

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    • Ellystar18

      Haha, yay. I mean I think its harmless. Who do I really hurt by loving them innocently? :P

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  • Troubled.child

    I know exactly how you feel they're literally my weakness im obsessed with them, I will cross the road to whatever side a dog is honestly they are my life <3

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  • notmyfirstaccount

    Screw crazy cat lady we have a crazy dog lady!

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  • Terence_the_viking

    I hate and fear dogs and i tell you why.

    When i was a kid i got chased by two of those nippy type dogs they just yip and yip and yip their owner just laugh while they yipped at me and i was crying it was so horrible.

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    • Ellystar18

      That sounds really awful. Ive never been bit by a dog or even anything close to it. The worst is I was playing tug of war with my dog and he moved the wrong way and scratched me. But I have been attacked by like 10 catss and I cant sympathize when people tell me how great they are.

      But its not funny if someone gets attacked by a large dog or small dog. Clearly they had no idea how to deal with dogs or they would have at least intervened. Those yippy dogs can be fucking vicious

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  • Fugazi,

    I know a girl who is like that. Her das breeds greyhounds and i said her greyhounds should be in a zoo and she hit me a big manly punch in the eye

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    • Ellystar18

      Sounds legit Id probably do the same if I could punch manly haha id feel bad though after

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    • IMissMary

      Maybe that was my sister who also breeds greyhounds and pretty much traded her husband for a bunch of dogs.

      Now she is the dogs slave and gave up her husband to do it....smart.

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      • Ellystar18

        She obviously needs counseling then lmao

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        • IMissMary

          Nah she got what she needed her dogs lmao

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          • Ellystar18

            I guess but I dont see why she couldnt have her husband the dogs lol

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            • IMissMary

              idk lol...is it me or does it seem like the lol is not appropriate for this convo...lol

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            • IMissMary

              guess her hubby didn't want to share her attention and affection with dogs...rotflmao

              LOL....I really don't know, hubby didn't come to me and tell me his reasons. sis didn't come to me and tell me either. All I know is she raised greyhounds and gave them 100% of her time, attention and affection [what I saw] and he was a after thought if a thought at all [what I saw] they divorced period. lol

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  • mysistersshadow

    Dogs are the best pet what kind of dog do you have?

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    • Ellystar18

      Agreed lol.. and I have a maltese yorkie mix.. but my favorites are cavaliers and great danes :)

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      • mysistersshadow

        I like big dogs becos its awesome to answer the door with a big scary dog at my side but I could never afford to feed a great dane thats a huge dog.

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        • Ellystar18

          Haha! My dogs only five pounds.. lol I love all dogs though chihuahuas get on my nerves sometimes xD

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  • Paigiepoo

    Ahhh

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  • Paigiepoo

    3 hearty Italian greyhounds/ rabbit hunters

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    • kupokupo

      I loooove greyhounds! Mines is the cutest ever... It's also a spoiled little attention whore who gets all my huggles though.

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    • Ellystar18

      Italian greyhounds are amazing.

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  • IMissMary

    Nah you can't love dogs too much, just remember Dog spelled backwards is God. They are our salvation, peace and hope. Give doG everything and you will be free.

    Of course we talk to them like they can actually understand us and we imagine them talking back.

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    Actually dogs are demons. The Demons have found a way into the hearts and souls of mankind. First they tried men, but even though dog was mans best friend it was the woman that had his heart. So the demons figured out that its not man they need to control but women. Although men are stronger and control the Earth its women who in most cases controls mens hearts. So they inhabited Dogs. They won and controlled the hearts of women, who are mesmorized in their presence. You might find that many women put their dogs over humans 99% of the time, even their own children flesh and blood. The demons follow these women around the house day and night to maintain control as the women work day and night to fulfill their every wish. I can't tell you how many women I see being taken for a walk by their masters at the park. They follow their doG around and cater to its every whim.

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    • Ellystar18

      I will happily accept those demons :D

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      • IMissMary

        Sad

        There is so much misplaced love in this world. Only human beings can express and interpret love at the level we do. Yet we purposely choose to give it to lower animals. A dog or a pig can not write a poem or a musical piece dedicated to love. They can't comprehend the meanings of words etc either.

        Sad that we would neglect our own in such a way....

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  • Ellenna

    OK if you're going to virtually exclude humans from your life, because believe me anyone with only one topic of conversation is going to bore every human you're in contact with ....the dogs won't mind though, they are definitely the best listeners in the world!

    I had a lover like you once, except it wasn't only dogs, it was cats and lizards and bats and birds and ferrets .... the house stank, she talked to them more than to me and now she's a very lonely old woman in a very smelly house.

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