I think i was insane as a child.

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I forgot about this for a number of years since I used to do it as a child...but stumbling upon this site has made me think about it. I used to talk to God as a child. Well, at least, that's what I thought i did. I would make believe situations in which i would barter with God to get what I wanted. I never won. An example of a conversation of me and myself:

ME: I need to win this game. God, help me win. I bet you $5,000 I will win. Since you love me so much, you will let me win and you don't need money.

If I lost:

ME: Why the F*** didn't you help me God? You are a F***ing worthless piece of S***. You F***cking imposter. You have no power, you are weak.

I don't remember why exactly I used to do this and I don't remember at which point in life that I stopped doing it. i forgot about it until now...please, give me your input.

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  • Chuckle2016
    15 years ago

    Religion = insanity

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  • cpg123
    15 years ago

    not normal god is fake

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  • chloe
    15 years ago

    "When I was a child, I spake as a child. When I became a man, I put away childish things." I think that refers to immature ideas of God. He's not an old man in the sky. Lots of people talk to God, as a way of working things out. It wouldn't matter whether God was there or not.

    What's a long ass time? Have you noticed how many people can't speak without saying ass, butt or shit? Have they got an an obsession with faeces or just dirty mouths?

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    • [Old Memory]
      14 years ago

      Good response.

      Why would you think it insane?

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    Yes I was too. Nothing to do with religion however.

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  • blueizbabe07
    12 years ago

    There is a plan for everything. God dont make bets about games or money. Maybe thats why he didnt ever respond. I talk to god daily. And he works in our lifes as planned. If he did everything we asked him to do than were does FAITH come in? You have to believe he knows best for you, and just go with the flow. He is not the judgmental god that poeple make him out to be. Just ask, and ye shall recieve. :)

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  • DarkOven
    14 years ago

    I used to do this. I prayed to him to win, but I was a bit well-mannered, so I never threw expletives at him when I lost, I just moved on.

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  • wee89
    14 years ago

    totally normal. when i was 4, i drowned a bunny. for no reason:P

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  • DeZiredX
    15 years ago

    Normal. I've done the same but if I got a bad result for what i was asking for I would accept that it was not made to happen for me. Theres a plan for everyone, even if you dont believe in religion. Just to clear the air i'm not speaking in a tone as "be religious".

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  • iamthemoon
    15 years ago

    this is awesome and so normal.
    i used to believe in god and say if he loved me then he would give me stuff i wanted.
    sometimes i got them others like a million dollars never happened

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  • everyonewantstosniffmyass
    15 years ago

    cute.

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  • OMGitsMEEH
    15 years ago

    I don't think it's weird at all, I think it's very normal. There have been times whwn I's be like please God let me find this or if you help me do this I swear I'll do this or be a beter person, yada yada yada. And hen things would go wrong, I'd be like, I can't believe you let this happen to me or why won't you help me. I don't do it anymore though because life has been way too hard for me to believe in religion anymore. I guess all that time I was talking to no one or he just doesn't listen to me.

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  • dude1150
    15 years ago

    Uhm.. I chased my brother with a knife.. When I was like, 6.. I don't remember why.

    And I used to go take shits on my neighbors driveways.. can't really explain that one either.

    And I'd flash people my vag in preschool.

    Dude.. Now I was f*cking weird O.O
    whoah.

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  • asskicker20230
    15 years ago

    i know someone like this they make wired bets with themselves at high stacks but yhey normal

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  • asskicker20230
    15 years ago

    what do they deleat side coiversision now bigest load of bullshit i've seen in a long ass time uid or udi how ever the fuck you spell that fake name you give yourself to be cool btw thats sad no matter how you look at,you go and suck a a dick for all i caer asshole i hope you get an std you sick fuck

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