I think my friend jerks off in public
He's twenty and a cool guy, sleeps around a lot, but a good guy. We share an apartment and I always do laundry so I pick up on this stuff and his habits.
Anyway, all of his sweatshirts have a hole behind the big front pocket. And his sweat pants or pajama pants (that he wears everywhere) have a big hole in the right pocket.
He jerks off a lot, and I sorta have a crush on him so maybe I'm just thinking with my mind in the gutter, but why else would he have clean scissor-cut holes in his pockets?