I think my guys cat is a lesbian

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I am not an anmimal lover first of all. Well, he's got this female cat that he had before me and he had to put her in a seperate apartment in the building. I tried to deal with the cat. Well, she's in heat and she only wants a women to hike her nasty p**** up on. What's up with that? It totally disgusts me and I insisted that he put her out before I stomp the fur off her. I don't understand. Why is she trying to put that thing on me, AND ALL UP IN MY FACE TOO!!!! She wants to die. Then I read that even after spayed she will still exhibit this behavior. What the heck am I suppose to do? Can't deal with it. Am I being cruel?

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    11 years ago | pl

    No, you're being stupid.
    Your cat isn't sexually interested in you. She's a fucking cat. You're a human. A stupid human. Cats can exhibit this behavior after being spayed but often do not. Get her spayed and after a few months, if she starts doing it again just buy a squirt bottle and squirt her. Eventually, she'll learn to keep off.

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    • dahl
      11 years ago

      I don't know anything about being a pet owner. That is the reason that I was asking a question. How dare you call me stupid. I could call you a bunch of names that would not solve anything. Your response implies who the "stupid" one is for real. You apparently fuck your cat for you to get so emotionally wound up. Get bent you creep. All that was totally uncalled for. I am trying because my husband is a cat lover. I am asking to get informed you jerk. Next time don't be so damn anal yourself you jackass. Try being helpful you piece of shit

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      • Stairy
        10 years ago

        I would definitly love you if I was lesbian!

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      • quentari
        10 years ago

        To be fair you did assume that the cat was sexually interested in you, then said that it wanted to die and threatened to stomp on it.

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      • King_Felix_IV
        10 years ago

        You start by saying that calling people names won't solve anything, then you go on to call him a creep, a jerk, a jackass, and a piece of shit. That aside he did give you advice, so why are you complaining. Where do all these stupid, ignorant people you meet on the internet come from?

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  • iheartu2013
    11 years ago

    You are kinda an animal, or at least a cat hater aren't you.

    It's a cat, she is not attracted to you, she is just in heat.

    Get her fixed and she should stop. If she still does it squirt her with water with a tiny bit of ammonia in it. It will get her to stop.

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  • dahl
    11 years ago

    This nasty ass cat knows the difference between males and females of the human species. If you don't think so then i think you are the one who needs to do some researching. This nasty bitch passes up all males and comes straight to all female company. The first thing she does is rub up on the female, then roll around her feet, then open her butthole with her tail hiked in the air, then she cocks her pussy on her. She doesn't just do this to me. She totally ignores all males including her owner and goes straight for the human females. And to make this even grosser, I've tried spraying her with a cleaning bottle full of water. It worked at first. Then it got to the point where she didn't care what I sprayed at her. She kept right on coming through the streams of water just to put her nasty pussy on me. I hate cats. I put the bitch out.

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    • quentari
      10 years ago

      1. cats rubbing on people are them spreading their scent on you. She probably does this to you because she doesn't smell her scent on you.

      2. Cats very often walk around with their tail in the air. It's a thing that cats do.

      3. The rolling is probably her wanting a belly rub. Something that many cats enjoy.

      4. what the crap do you mean "cocks her pussy"?? do you mean her back end is touching your leg?

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  • Moonbow
    11 years ago

    And you think people actually care?

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    Who the fuck cares? Its a cat and those things are much more adorable compared to most humans. Love your adorable cat to death. I hardly think they care about the customs people have. Most animals would rub on anything that feels good. Do you think they care. You adopted it and all its flaws. So love it for who it is. Its not like animals would actually know the difference. If you asked them the difference between straight and gay I hardly think they could give a proper response or answer. They don't really think like you or us. Not saying they are stupid just humans think are a lot more complicated. We count calories. Do you think a cat or dog does? No they just think "This taste good" and "Yay food! Im hungry"! They do not think "Maybe this would make me fat" Why do you think a lot of animals end up fat. Up to the pet owner to make sure they get the proper nutrition and exercise. I am sorry this is so long but I love animals and I am a total cat person. So forgive my madness.

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  • bodazzy
    11 years ago

    cat is bananas yoh

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  • catdogman
    11 years ago

    You r not normal that is the way unspayed cat r get her fixed and they don't do that after they r fixed learn a little about cats you might learn to like. Her don't b so anal beside homosexual behavior in the animal world is very common not w animals and people

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