I think my teacher likes me.

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I am a girl. My third hour teacher really likes me. He always looks at me in class, smiles, and when I am near him, his nice bulge expands a bit. I am thinking about wearing sexy clothes and asking him for help after school just to get more of his attention.

It would be better to have sex with him than the boys in my class that all act like gorillas. Anyway, I could get a grade adjustment from a C to an A. What do you think I should do?

Let him have sex with me for a grade adjustment. 21
Keep your fish on the line. 6
Just ignore him even though he is cute. 20
Occasionally, flirt with him to assert my powers of attraction. 9
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  • shuggy-chan
    8 years ago

    Man, them whores be starting early nowadays

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  • PeoplePerson
    8 years ago

    This smells like bullshit, and not just a little.

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    • green_boogers
      8 years ago

      Could be. But, my bullshit detector is registering neutral. What am I missing?

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  • Crow
    8 years ago

    Assuming this isn't a troll post, don't.

    1. If you have sex with him, you still won't grasp the concepts you got a C for.
    2. You risk both yourself and him (plus his job) should you two be caught.
    3. If you are absolutely desperate to fuck this guy, wait until after graduation.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      1. Sex is irrelevant here. I get "A's" on the tests, but never turn in the homework.
      2. Agreed.
      3. I am not desperate yet but 17 year old boys are repulsive. And, I do not want to wait another year and a half.

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      • Crow
        8 years ago

        1. "Anyway, I could get a grade adjustment from a C to an A." lead me to think that you are a C student. You also listed it as a poll option. Why did you even mention this if you were an A type?
        2. Remember it.
        3. Nice of you to generalize an entire population of men.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          1. You're not listening. I always get A's on tests, and zero's or F's on homework. This averages to a C. Math and English are the exception. I do the homework for these two classes because I think they are very important, especially for future academic success in college. In these two subjects, I get A's on everything. I have also scored 96th percentile in standardized tests for college.

          2. <closed/>

          3. Again, you need to listen better. I am generalizing an entire population of 17 year old boys. This age slice is only a temporary problem. Boys gradually stop acting like gorillas after age 25 or so.

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          • Crow
            8 years ago

            1. If you get C averages, you can be classified as a C student regardless of whether it's because of homework or test scores. It's nice if you get A's in other subjects but admissions boards for highly reputable colleges will check you holistically outside of simply English and Math. But that's not the main point, none of this was mentioned in your initial post.
            2. &lt;point/&gt;
            3. You're agreeing with me. Populations can refer to subgroups (in our case, they're split according to age demographics). If I was referring to half the human race, I would've said "the" entire population of men or "all men".

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              8 years ago

              You certainly are not a desirable male. I am just curious. Do you act like a gorilla too?

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      • Steve2.1
        8 years ago

        What about an older, more experienced lover, 42 years your senior?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          Sure. Just so it isn't that gross sailor guy.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    8 years ago

    Sorry Cuntsiclestick. I was forced to delete your comments because they were off topic. Next time stay focused. Fashion advice, evaluation of attitudes, stuff like that would be welcomed.

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  • flamer180
    8 years ago

    Your a troll. Seems as simple as that lol.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      What option did you pick, and why did you pick it?

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      • flamer180
        8 years ago

        I didnt pick anything. But if you're serious, then if you want to go after him, thats fine with me.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          You better not be my teacher.

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          • flamer180
            8 years ago

            I am your teacher. How did you know! :o

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  • amezng
    8 years ago

    There's a show I watched, she had sex with teacher, they got married then a divorce.. but hey..that's risky if you will.

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  • flyingnostalgia
    8 years ago

    Behave yourself.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    So you are using your school time to become a prostitute? Have you discussed your intended career path with your faculty adviser?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      This is an interesting question, because discussing this question with a faculty adviser would instantly mark me for destruction. I also see that prostitution starts from convenient situations. I really don't need an "A" anyway. I have always gotten "A's" in Math and English.

      I want to have sex with him simply because I am attracted to him, and I want to be discrete enough so I don't wreck his career.

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        Then why mention trading sex for an A?

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        • flamer180
          8 years ago

          it doesnt sound like 'she' is a prostitue, just a troll lol

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          I was just rationalizing. You are right, a C would be better.

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          • Big_Nigga_Payday
            8 years ago

            According to his story, he's married to someone not much older than you.

            I wouldn't take advice from him seriously.

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