I think paper towels have become amazing

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People take technology for granted! For granted, I say!!!! Just today, I was so happy that when I tore the paper towel off of the roll, it made a clean edged cut. Thank you Brawny, they're the best. They're made in a half sheet. These things do clean up well, must be the little diamonds. We must thank the quality control + paper towel engineers for their genius. I can buy these so cheap? I am so happy for this.

Things like this? How can anyone live without noticing all of these awesome quality improvements?????

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    And additions to the dumps.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      9 years ago

      yall aint never hearda trash to energy?

      they aint buryin it theys burnin it

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    I love the convenience of the modern world and I'm glad you appreciate it.

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  • CountessDouche
    9 years ago

    Yes, the technology is astounding.

    I wonder how that whole "cure for AIDS" thing is coming along.

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    I bought a coffee grinder for $20 bucks, it mulls up my weed in a fraction of the time compared to the scissor age.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Brawny is overpriced. I'll never forgive them for changing the red headed mountain man they used to have their packaging when I was growing up! Viva is pretty good.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    You're new found appreciation for paper towels is normal. I had a realization over lettuce and over plain popcorn. The lettuce is only 5 calories a cup and the popcorn is 75 per bag(3 servings in one popped bag).

    I can add the lettuce to almost anything like tuna, or lean chicken breast, or salmon and not worry about adding a bunch of excess calories. Heck, The best part is I can't even taste the stuff when I add it in.

    The plain popcorn is a great snack I can also flavor with anything like a pinch of cinnamon/stevia, a small pinch of salt/pepper, PB2 powder, or even a really small teaspoon of General Tso or teriyaki sauce.

    I found two cheap foods that can satisfy my horrendous bottomless pit of a stomach until dinner. I thank whoever were the people that found out that these foods were edible. Heck, I may just look up the origins of these foods right now.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      9 years ago

      aint lettuce kinda worthless as a vegetable? wouldn't spinach be better?

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        9 years ago

        Spinach is healthier, but Lettuce seems to work way better for killing my bottomless pit of a stomach's hunger. Broccoli worked just as good, but no amount of Beano in the world could of saved me from broccoli's after effects. lol

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
          9 years ago

          i wonders if yall can give beano to a dawg

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          • wistfulmaiden
            9 years ago

            Sure why not?

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          • Cuntsiclestick
            9 years ago

            Yuck! Dog farts are the worst. lol

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