I think that it's gay to join the military

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If you think about it, joining the military is pretty gay. Some of the branches are total sausage-fests, so you've got to spend all your time surrounded by sweaty young men holding weapons that look downright phallic at times. They'll have you sleeping in close quarters with one another on boats with no pussy in sight while barely-legal frustrated virgins strangle their cocks within inches of your person. I can imagine liking the military if I were gay, otherwise I honestly don't see the appeal. "Serving one's country?" Is that what call it on Fire Island?

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litelander8

1 year ago | pl

You seem very interested in cocks. Idk. That’s just what I got from this one. 🤷🏾‍♀️

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  I mentioned cocks like, twice in one paragraph. That's not a lot of mentions. I don't know how you got that, but I'm going to say that it's not well founded.
  
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  - RoyyRogers
    
    1 year ago
    
    For a long time gays where banned from military service in the US. If you have a super gay fantasy about joining the service I mean you can. They appealed dont ask/dont tell. So go be a gay soilder fella
    
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Orphan

1 year ago | pl

So, when are u joining?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  As soon as it stops being a closeted gay man's wet dream.
  
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LloydAsher

1 year ago

The navy and airforce both have a large percentage of women (like 20%+) serving most of our jobs are a technical in nature thus lesser physical requirements for entry and to maintain rank.

Everyone knows that being physically fit and flush with a good paycheck that is practically just spending money (since all expenses and food are paid first and you get pretty much 700$+ of spending money) terrible for getting women or men.

700$ goes far in date money and alcohol. Even us intelligence guys could get some ass and we are a bunch of magika nerds.

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RoseIsabella

1 year ago

You rather sound like a latent homosexual yourself, OP.

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Wow3986

1 year ago

Homophobic retard.

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- Curiouskitten444
  
  1 year ago
  
  Wow what you just said was very offensive toward people with disabilities.
  
  Get it?
  
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  - Wow3986
    
    1 year ago
    
    Sorry.
    
    Homophobic idiot.
    
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  - StillNotAvocet
    
    1 year ago
    
    I say retard to offend autistic people
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  No condemnation, just observation. It's not homophobic to say that something seems gay, some things just are.
  
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  - Wow3986
    
    1 year ago
    
    You're making it seem like it's a bad thing IF people that join the military really are gay.
    
    You are being homophobic, you dense bigot.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      1 year ago
      
      "You're making it seem like it's a bad thing IF people that join the military really are gay."
      
      Where did I say that being gay was bad? The military is pretty fucking gay, if you ask me.
      
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      - Wow3986
        
        1 year ago
        
        You're acting like there is something wrong with it.
        
        Dude, just admit that you're prejudiced and homophobic.
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        1 year ago
        
        How am I acting like there's somerhing wrong though? You're reading into it and projecting.
        
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1WeirdGuy

1 year ago

Its a training camp for killers. Everyone there is trained to kill people. Hows that gay? Id believe it was gay if they were doing soyboy stuff. Theyre doing cool shit. Theres guns and bombs and in combat yall are doing courageous stuff. Not gay at all.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  You ever heard about the Celts and the ancient Greeks? Gays can be killers - in the latter case, they were all the more deadly because these men were comrades who loved each other intensely.
  
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  - 1WeirdGuy
    
    1 year ago
    
    Ok if the US military starts wearing skirts like celtd and have gay lovers ill agree its gay
    
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    - 1WeirdGuy
      
      1 year ago
      
      And btw the whole ancient greek homo stuff was actually a load of bullshit. Most of all this comes from the mistranslation of one word. For example erasti they claim meant lover. The word erasti actually translates to pursuit. They want you to believe all this faggotry was popular in ancient greece when it was not. They werent fucking the young boys they were mentoring them. There was a few gays but there wasnt this gay utopia bullshit you'd get your citizenship revoked most places for being gay. In Athens you'd lose your rights if you were gay and people could steal from you and you couldnt get the authorities to help you anymore u had no rights. Sparta executed anyone who was gay.
      
      Its the equivalent of people in 1000 years laughing at America because there was a few degenerates in California. All of America is not like California.
      
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      - Anonymous Post Author
        
        1 year ago
        
        there's no "they" as someone who can read Koine and Attic Greek, "faggotry" was quite common.
        
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