I think the illuminati gave me morgellon's disease

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There are literal insects underneath my skin, and it fucking sucks. They crawl around, and I see shadow people constantly. I also have been having weird fibers coming out of various parts of my body, like I'll scratch and there are these weird fibers. Occasionally, insects will crawl out of my eyes or my ears. One time, I swear that some sort of earwig like creature crawled out of my nose!

It's terrible! My body is literally infested with actual insects! Not like microbes, but like literal bugs. And the fibers drive me insane.

Now this is even weirder, but I swear to God, I think there was a tiny mouse inside of my head. I hear it squeaking constantly, and I can feel it crawling around inside of my skull. It drives me fucking crazy to be honest, and even for me as a literal genius I just can't figure out how a fucking MOUSE got inside of my head.... and why? I don't think this is a disease though, I think the Illuminati is doing this to me.

They probably put something in my water supply or something. Because they heard about the spaceship that I'm building. And they wanted to stop me. Because they knew it was on the verge of working, and they just want to drive me crazy by giving me something that will make these bugs infest me and that weird mouse start camping out inside of my skull. And make these fibers cause me to itch like a madman. It drives me fucking crazy honestly, but I'm not letting this stand in my way of my mission to achieve interstellar flight.

Their morgellon's is not going to stop me though! I will fly to alpha centauri, and I will make the history books! Everyone will see, my spaceship is on the verge of taking flight into the cosmos!

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  • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
    5 years ago

    Nice troll. I go on this camfrog app which is a group webcam chat and theres this chic that comes in there smoking meth daily and she says this shit about shadow ppl and weird shit.

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  • IrishPotato
    5 years ago

    Boring post.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    How much crystal meth amphetamine are you smoking these days now, champ?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Not too much. Just enough to take the edge off. I haven't slept in like 3 weeks though, but the shadow people tell me that sleep is for pussies

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      • Lestat565
        5 years ago

        I suspect your trolling. You literally can’t have stayed awake for three weeks if your not trolling get off the meth. Meth often makes you parinoid and delusional.

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      • RoseIsabella
        5 years ago

        You should try to lay off that stuff it's bad for your mind, and body.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          5 years ago

          Maybe, I have to say I haven't slept in three weeks, which it seems like probably couldn't be a good thing. And I don't feel too bad for not having slept in nearly a month. The problem is the bugs, the fibers, and that damn mouse is driving me crazy. I really wonder how the hell that mouse got in my head in the first place? And what the hell it's doing in there? I wonder if these infestations could have anything to do with injecting the stuff? Or if it's just a coincidence?

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          • RoseIsabella
            5 years ago

            Crystal meth is a really bad drug.

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              5 years ago

              Do you think it has anything to do with my morgellons and the mouse in my head?

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  • Meowypowers
    5 years ago

    The illuminati gave me Morganfreemans disease, i read all this crazy shit in his voice

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  • HonshuWolf200
    4 years ago

    Might be peraniod schizophrenia or a case of formication. Go see a doctor now!!!!

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    5 years ago

    Fuck, I think the mouse might have been pregnant. They're really difficult to feel right now, but it kind of feels like there are little mice crawling around along with the big one. It might've given birth up there, or maybe somehow the Morgellon's bugs found their way into my skull. I'm honestly not sure.

    Who knows, the doctors are probably all in the Illuminati and will lie to me and tell me I'm crazy. But honestly, I think I'm going to go to the doctor and see what they can do about the mice in my brain. For some reason, the Illuminati seems to have suppressed evidence of this condition, because whenever I go on google and look up bugs under the skin and mice inside people's skulls, it says that it's impossible and "delusional" which I'm definitely not.

    But who knows, maybe I'll luck out and the doctor will be willing to tell me the truth. And actually give me something to get rid of these goddamn bugs and the mouse infestation in my skull. This infestation is just driving me absolutely insane. If I don't take it, they literally go crazy, just biting me and I swear the mouse even knows if I THINK about not taking the stuff. And will start clawing around up there and squeaking like crazy.

    For some reason, all my roommates say they don't hear the mouse? Which is so weird, because the squeaking is so loud? Somehow, it must be some sort of special bioengineered mouse created by the Illuminati so that only I'm able to hear it. It's honestly incredible that they can do this sort of thing! It must be some type of reverse engineered technology from the Roswell crash or something

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    5 years ago

    It's just so hard. I tried not injecting it this morning, but the bugs were going crazy because I wasn't smoking it. And I just couldn't resist.

    These are some weird bugs though, I know they're real. But I think they have some sort of cloaking mechanism to keep them from showing up on photographs.

    Because every time I take a picture of one it looks like nothing is there. And the mouse is just too weird, I swear I think it bit the back of my eyeball or something?

    I wonder how the mouse got up there? And what it's doing in there? I mean, surely it has to crawl out at some point

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  • brutus
    5 years ago

    Take some haloperidol.

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