I think there are lots of phonies on this website

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You're probably gonna ask me what the hell I'm doing on this website, how I got here, what led me to finding this shithole, all that bullshit about my life, my folks, and whatever. Well, to tell you the truth, I don't know. My folks would have two heart-attacks and a stroke a piece between them if they knew what kind of shit people post on this scum pond, what kind of stuff I've posted here, all that stuff the goddam adults act like they care about so they can say that they're hot shit because they posted helpful advice on a nice website and all.

What gets me mad as hell, though, are all the goddam phonies on this website. Don't get me wrong, this site is full of perverts - people have acted perverty towards me over 20 times before, they're always acting real perverty around me on account of my age, but this site's really full of people who won't admit it, not ever. You get these flitty types all "is it normal I'm straight but want to get railed by a busload of men" like they don't know how perverty and flitty they sound saying so. Do these phonies just say things like this because they want to sound straight and get themselves a nice woman with a nice house in the suburbs so they can tell everyone what good goddam Americans they are or something? I've always been a terrific liar, I really have, but what kind of stooge fools themselves into thinking they're even a tiny bit straight when they have thoughts like that? It kills me, it really does.

As if that weren't enough, you got these bastards that want to talk about America on this site and how much they just want to fuck the Statue of Liberty and all. Everyone's gotta know just how much you love America and how much you want George Washington's penis in your beard. People really buy all that John Wayne shit about cowboys and Indians, I swear, the movies will ruin you. It just makes me blue as hell.

Well, that's about it, I guess.

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  • Tommythecaty
    1 year ago

    It’s just the same dildos with multiple accounts.

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    • SkullsNRoses
      1 year ago

      And multiple dildos. Maybe each dildo has the name of a regular attached?

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      • Tommythecaty
        1 year ago

        Or they’re phonies, big fat phonies!

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  • ospry
    1 year ago

    This is one of the longest rants I've seen that comes close but fails to make so many different points. What's even going on here?

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    1 year ago

    The moral superiority is annoying.

    I just block these ppl.

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  • LloydAsher
    1 year ago

    Who the fuck cares about your opinion? People disregarding your opinion is just common practice... well everywhere on the internet.

    Suck it up buttercup.

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    • malaparte
      1 year ago

      pretty sure this is a reference to Holden Caulfield.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    1 year ago

    Most of the phonies are trolls in their late 20's to early 30's with multiple accounts. Just ignore them or block them. Though fair warning, blocking them only ensures that you don't see their username and comments. It doesn't ensure that you won't see their repetitive IIN posts. The IIN posts they made were the reason I blocked them but then I realised blocking was pointless. XD

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety
    1 year ago

    Those are troll posts.

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    • Somenormie
      1 year ago

      What gives it away is that troll smell.

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      • Iambillythemenacetosociety
        1 year ago

        Yeah, or the fact that those posts have been posted a thousand times.

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  • LloydAsher
    1 year ago

    That guys a PHONY

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  • Holzman_67
    1 year ago

    I’m glad you got that off your chest. Hell, even I feel better now!

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  • Tinybird
    1 year ago

    Well all I know is that I'm 100% genuine and not a phony. Also no one cares about your age.

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  • kelili
    1 year ago

    Well, it's the internet. It's very US-centred here, you're right.

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