I thought i was a glass of orange juice

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I just got out of the state mental institution, where I lived for 10 years after I took acid. The entire decade after I took the tab, I believed I was a glass of orange juice. It's not an urban legend, this happens to people sometimes. I still struggle with the thought that I'm a glass of orange juice, but with years of intensive psychotherapy, I have learned to see I'm not a glass of orange juice after all. Which is quite a relief, because I thought everyone was trying to spill me!

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    5 years ago

    git the fuck in my juicer

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  • Grunewald
    5 years ago

    Blood oranges are the best. I could eat them forever...

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    He a tall glass of juice

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  • litelander8
    5 years ago

    Are you half full?

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago

      ... or half empty?

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Confused_Italian where ya at we got some glass over here.

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  • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
    5 years ago

    Haha i remember me and my friend was at this gay dudes house and we were fucking hia girl friends and he told us we had to leave. We were drunk. So we pissed all over the house over the course of an hour and we saw him drinking orange juice out of the jug. When he wasnt looking my friend took his orange juice jug in the bathroom and took a shit in it! We put it back in the fridge and before we left we saw him drinking it!!a!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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    • [Old Memory]
      5 years ago

      Not cool dude, not cool.

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      • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
        5 years ago

        I was 16 btw this wasnt last week or anything

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        • [Old Memory]
          5 years ago

          Is kind of a funny story though. It kind of puts a twist on the old poo pusher saying. He is getting shit pushed in both ends.

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          • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
            5 years ago

            Maybe he had a scat fetish too. Like I said he has messaged me on facebook recently...

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      • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
        5 years ago

        Its the worst thing ive been involved in. Strangely enough he has messaged me twice this year on facebook asking to suck my dick. I havent talked to him since Andy pooed in his juice. I thought about responding with "How was the orange juice" but thats too much.

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      • leggs91200
        5 years ago

        Stain, he is one of the more vile creatures in society. Would you expect anything better?

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        • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
          5 years ago

          Arent u one of those poo eating trannies? Youre just jealous you didnt get any poo in your orange juice. Weirdo.

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    • Faceless
      5 years ago

      u eat tapeworms out of other homos asses

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  • Fugazi,again
    4 years ago

    I've heard like 3 different versions of this story. Another version was a guy thought he was an orange and people were trying to squeeze him

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Damn dude, do you know how much UG the tab was? (How much LSD was on it?)

    I don't want to freak you out even more, but it's quite possible YOU ARE the orange juice, but YOU ARE a human as well.

    Water is not made out of thin air, it is recycled, the world only has so much water on it, the water I drank this morning will eventually end up in someones drink, and the water coming out your tap was once someones/an animals piss.

    So, it's quite possible that your bodily fluids were eventually recycled and is now/was inside an orange.

    Just look at your hands and then think does orange juice have hands?

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  • juststop
    5 years ago

    yea, that didnt happen

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  • LloydAsher
    5 years ago

    Dot worry I prefer apple juice.

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago

      Drink apple juice, cause O.J. will kill you. 😎

      https://iamcorrect.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny1.jpg?w=538

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