I took a magnificent dump

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On a scale of 1 to 10, this was a perfect 10. Very firm, perfect moistness, a slight acid smell, and it felt wonderful coming out. It was also mongo huge. Probably 9½ inches long and 2¾ inches in diameter. It was an effervescent experience, of almost orgasmic proportion.

What should I do?

Flush and forget. 5
Measure and document the occasion. 2
Take a picture with a date, file it in your collection. 1
This one is definitely for Facebook. 1
Celebrate by going out to breakfast. 1
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  • lordofopinions
    5 years ago

    Gee, thanks for sharing.

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  • Nickvey
    5 years ago

    i have this genetic thing that if i drink grape kool aid my turds turn fluorescent green. i mean lime green like an ebola is real shirt. Those i just leave to be found. One time at work i did it and it was found, i had pathologist from the back taking turns looking at it. All the scientist had a look see. I was dying on the inside with laughter.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      I like your sense of humor. Sort of a good way to get rid of unwanted girlfriends.

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      • Alichael
        5 years ago

        I've had green shit before when I didn't even eat any green vegetables or anything green the day before. I wondered what the hell made my shit green.

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  • Alichael
    5 years ago

    😖 Thanks for sharing that.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      No problem. Anal sensuality is divine.

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      • Alichael
        5 years ago

        Sorry, I type in the disgusted face 😖 a lot on this site. I type in the laughing face 😂 a lot too

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  • DoctorPunk
    5 years ago

    Do you have a life? Just wondering.

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  • McBean
    5 years ago

    It's nice to feel good about your rectum. Regularity is a person's best friend.

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