I troll dating sites

i kind of do this but in a well meaning way.
Like I ask a girl who tlks lyk dis and has put zero effort into her profile deep profound life questions like
"do you feel like you're making the most of your youth or are you restless?"
"do you feel like destiny is something you can control?"
"Do you ever think there is parallel worlds and your other self is trying to infiltrate you?"
"The masks that people wear, do you have trouble seeing through them? "

I tried okcupid and it has a personality test that matches friends and enemies. I took it and wrote to girls who matched as my enemies asking if they wanted to be my enemy. Unfortunately no one accepted my offer.

I went on dating sites to actually look for love. You should give it a try too. OKC had more honest people on it than Zoosk, POF, or any other site I've been to. Seriously, stay away from Plenty of Fish. The guys and gals on there don't know the meaning of the word NO!
:)

Exactly how bored are you, dude?

I do it too!

naughty but nice?