I try to seduce mormon women who knock on my door.

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When the mormons knock on my door to try to convert me, they are always a young couple. A young male and a female in their 20's. Obviously together. Not like the Jehovah Witnesses, who are always old people and seem to travel in same sex pairs.

But the mormon women that come are always hot, young and dressed in that prim and clean uniform. I'm so turned on by them and openly hit on them in front of their boyfriends when they knock on my door. And that uniform gets me more turned on.

I've develop a fantasy were I try to seduce a Mormon woman in her uniform. And think about it so much, that I've actually started to read the Book of Mormon so I can somehow impress one with my knowledge of her religion.

When they knock on my door, there is always a hot one. I just want to ravish her right then and there.

Is this normal? I don't why I'm so attracted by them. I'm not so crazy about normal women this way. ..... Maybe it's because I view them as a cult, and I find brainwashed women hot.

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  • ThePhilosophyof9
    12 years ago

    You're determination is admirable and you might even get the feeling of Mormon salvation on top of Mormon woman.

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  • Dazzie
    12 years ago

    I guess this is safe. But flirting with them in front of their boyfriends seems disrespectful. Try to get to talk to them when they're alone, perhaps you'll have a better chance.

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  • Chotusstroker83
    11 years ago

    Offer them both a drink spiked with ecstasy then have a filthy threesome.

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  • cakeisforwinners
    12 years ago

    its normal, but it doesn't change the fact that its fucking hilarious XD

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  • Dreamboat
    12 years ago

    Plan A) Put up a "No tresspassing" sign with small letters in a different language on the bottom of the sign stating that "Trespassers will be raped". Plan B) Ask her if she wants to smoke a blunt with you right then and there in front of her boyfriend. Plan B) Grab her and pull her inside the house and rape her!!She asked for it since she tresspased and you clearly had a "No tresspasing" sign.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Collect your seamen in a jar in the fridge, next time a couple comes to your door throw the seamen on the girls face punch the boyfriend in the throat. She will think this is hot and start eating up your jizz and let you pound her in the bum with no lube.

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  • lease
    12 years ago

    They came to your door, you need to pull them in and rape them.

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  • 2dystopia
    5 years ago

    Mormon missionaries cannot have relationships whilst on our mission, their "boyfriends" are most likely just Elder missionaries (male missionaries) accompanying them, which is very uncommon and strange. So. . . Probably all Jehovahs Witnesses.

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  • WildUtopia
    12 years ago

    I can't contain my laughter continue seducing and tell us why happens XDXDXDXDCXXD maybe soon it will be xxx lol

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  • helloocakes
    12 years ago

    "I find brainwashed women hot"
    LOLOLOLOL

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  • dontgiveup:)
    12 years ago

    You're wrong in so many levels!

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    • [Old Memory]
      12 years ago

      do you like molesting mormons?

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  • nowimsureimsane
    12 years ago

    Hmm..i wish a Morman girl would come knocking on my door.i would try to convince her to come in and have some tea and cookies with me....

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  • Britton
    12 years ago

    Sir, I don't believe that they are "boyfriend and girlfriend". That is completely against their religion and they are sent on these "missions" for a year (or two?) At a time. During this time they are only supposed to be allowed to call their family twice, for mother's day and Xmas if I'm not mistaken.
    You may want to pay closer attention to their left hands next time...

    Oh and a word to the wise...Mormon's are AMAZING in bed...SO glad I moved to Salt Lake City right out of high school lol!

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