I used to lick famous places to "feel" like i'd actually been there

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It was the only way I could make it feel real. I've licked many places in New England, most notably the National Monument to the Forefathers, as well as the mausoleum which holds Plymouth Rock.

I really want to visit D.C.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    10 years ago | pl

    avoid india

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    • spaghettifrier
      10 years ago

      This question was practically made for your username

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  • thegypsysailor
    10 years ago

    You will probably contract some horrible disease if you continue doing that. But hey, whatever makes you happy.

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  • Nokiot9
    9 years ago

    "The snauz-berries taste like snauz-berries!"

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  • CozmoWank
    10 years ago

    I have a friend whose ass is pictured in medical books to illustrate what a tick bite infected with Lyme Disease looks like. Its semi-famous. I could arrange for you to lick it if you like?

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  • Fall_leaves
    10 years ago

    Holy shit, lets get married right now. I want to lick the great wall of china.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      10 years ago | pl

      yall just be cravin lickin it an hour later

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      • Fall_leaves
        10 years ago

        Haha, I just want to lick something that's historical

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        • Agirlsbestfriend.
          10 years ago

          grandmas spasm chasm

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  • Jfdp
    9 years ago

    Word of advice, what goes on with you in the public restroom stays with you in the public restroom

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  • cuppycake1228
    10 years ago

    Don't lick the water in Mexico.

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    • Wyomingite
      10 years ago

      Don't lick anything in Mexico.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Did you get sick?

    If the world truly is a hologram, then all of your licking would have been for naught.

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  • dom180
    10 years ago

    Why not? I think lots of people are too germ-phobic.

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  • jeremybrown50k
    10 years ago

    Did you go to Paris?

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    That's a good way to get cooties!

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago

    DC is a filthy shithole

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Ive been to Washington DC it was not a big deal for me.

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