I've created a monster

My wife and I started new work schedules which provided only weekends off. Because of being tired etc during the week we only have sex on Sat or Sun. Now she expects it every weekend and of she does not get it she gets PISSED!

I'm not a machine and this DOD is starting to wear me out. How can I slow her down?

DOD=Dick On Demand

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Comments ( 14 )
  • roxandham

    I think you should just man up and fuck her.

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  • flohr92

    try using toys... she'll most likely orgasm and you won't have to use your dick

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    • I offered that but she said she wanted the real thing

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      • flohr92

        humm but you can't get it up even if she does most of the job? If you're tired, just tell her to do masturbate you or do oral so you can at least get started, she's the one who wants it though I don't really see the problem with doing it only on the weekends, that sounds pretty reasonable.
        If your sex drive is gone and you don't have big problems to work out in your relationship or life, I suggest you seeing a doctor

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  • janicefromaccounting

    lol i like how this dude fucking writes what dod means. you use acronyms to shorten things like what was the point to use an acronym when you had to write a fucking definition lol

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  • IMissMary

    How about giving her a taste of what men had to put up with for generations....make her ass suffer.

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  • Ellenna

    How does this make her a monster created by you????

    You're too tired for sex during the week and now you don't want to fuck every weekend either .... no wonder she's pissed off. Millions of people work during the week and only have weekends off and still have full sex lives: what sort of work do you do that prevents you from fucking during the week?

    If I were you I'd be looking for a way to speed myself up rather than slowing her down.

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  • I did it this morning. I woke up with a nice hard on and stuck it in. It felt good so I kept going and she got really really wet. I didn't cum but she did a lot. I think she's happy now.

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  • I had to do it again this morning. I knew she wanted it because she just laid there on her back and gave me that look like [you know what to do]. I'm surprised I got hard and was able to follow through with it.

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  • I tried to have sex but I don't know if I'm tired or just not interested.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Haha.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    al bundy over here

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  • Olddelusionalsailor

    I'll do it for you.

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  • MyRodIsLongAndThick

    Give her your limp fucking dick AT LEAST once a day or she'll be getting fucked by 24 year old 12 inch Chad Thunderock 20 times a day while you bust your ass working but hey maybe Mr. Thundercock will let you clean up his spum?

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