I've invented an alcohol that tastes like water

Do you think it'd be popular? It involves rum, water, and a bunch of ingredients that render the rum flavorless.

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Based on 18 votes (6 yes)
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Comments ( 14 )
  • litelander8

    Sounds like a mixed drink that I wouldn't pay for.

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  • jethro

    Really, what does water taste like?

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  • megadriver

    Isn't the idea of drinking alcohol to enjoy the taste and relax?

    I wouldn't want booze that was completely tasteless. Even bland vodka has it's own flavor. Why get rid of taste?

    Taste is what makes every drink unique.

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  • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth

    Vodka in good orange juice is good.

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  • Ummitsstillme

    Actually vodka means water in Russian. You're about a thousand years late.

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    • I've never heard of an effective way to neutralize the flavor of vodka.

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      • Ummitsstillme

        Actually some people put a bunch of juniper and citrus and other botanicals in it 999 years ago and called it gin.

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        • Yeah, ok. Gin is maybe one of the most horrible things mankind has ever invented. Drinkable perfume.

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          • Ummitsstillme

            Actually some people dissolved quinine in water and called it tonic and combined it with gin to make it palatable 998 years ago.

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  • backwards-rat

    Pretty sure it would get banned as people would abuse it, given it tastes non-alcoholic enough to fool people...

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  • SomeEmoLord

    That's just watered down rum, that's no fun

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  • Gabloo

    I honestly cant see how that's possible.

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  • Dot123

    Sounds like water vodka.

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  • Iszzy123

    I’m sure it has its application

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