I want an african buffalo to lick me all over.

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I've been reading about how the African buffalo was the most dangerous creature in the wild. I also have seen one of these buffaloes approaching a van of humans with a friendly or curious intent.
I want an African buffalo to lick me all over (in a non-sexual way) just to see what it's like in docile mode. Is it normal?

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Ahh :( No sexytime?

    On a more serious note, they're badass. I mean, they have a mustache on top of their head! :O Which could also be a cute girly haircut for the ladies and males if they're into that. Damn I could have been Afri-buffalo.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    What if the buffalo has smelly breath?

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  • cat36769
    11 years ago

    Really a buffalo chease heads rule really

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  • drugsrbadmkay
    11 years ago

    No it means you're racist what's wrong with European Buffaloes?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Well they're not buffalo. They're Wisent.

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      • Master.debater
        8 years ago

        Why do you know soooooo much about Buffaloes?

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  • Wendell
    11 years ago

    Why not 'merican

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      American "Buffalo" are not really buffalo, but bison. Also, I have seen Bison licking people.

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  • Thatguy777
    11 years ago

    Well, that's the funniest title to any story I've ever read! Holy crap! Lmao!!!!!

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