I want david firth's dick

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God I like David Firth sooo much (by the way he is the dude who created the popular animation series, Salad fingers, which he also voiced).
I fantasise about him a lot. I fantasise about running my hands through his hair as our tongues are intertwined, bonus if he talks "dirty" to me with the iconic Salad fingers voice, that would be so hot.
Is it normal because I wouldn't even normally find him attractive (like he's not my "type") but just because of the person he is and what he does that makes him really attractive to me and lately I have been having these fantasies involving him a LOT.
Is it ok to have these sexual fantasies about him even though I never met him (yet) and just because he is my very favourite animator and because of the stuff he makes?

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    10 months ago

    I dunno. Way back in the day I used to find Fred from Scooby Doo attractive and really really liked his voice. Anytime a new reboot of Scooby happened and that consistent voice came back I was really really happy, but I couldn't find myself having fantasies about Frank Welker. Meh, whatever. I'll say normal.

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  • Momforboys
    10 months ago

    How do you know what his dick looks like? You may be disappointed.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 months ago

      I don't. When I like a person this much I don't care what their dick looks like. I just like the person.

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  • SkullsNRoses
    10 months ago

    It’s normal for someone’s personality to make them attractive to you despite them not being your normal physical type.

    Does Salad Fingers have a cucumber dick though? That’s the real question.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 months ago

      He calls it "Mr Cucumber" so I assume so. Although it looks more like a pickle.

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  • Somenormie
    10 months ago

    Creep

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  • Doc69moose
    10 months ago

    S0 what u waiting for g0 g0 meet him ..if he straight dress up like a girl hit on him maybe grap his love tool ..(0) ..

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 months ago

      I am a girl. I'm a straight girl who has the hots for David Firth.

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  • trulikiru
    10 months ago

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  • newnormal
    10 months ago

    The first time I saw that man, I couldn't help but stare. He had an otherworldly appearance that made him look like an alien. His features were so strange and unsettling that I couldn't quite place them. To make matters worse, his overall appearance was ugly and unappealing. It baffles me that some people would consider that type of appearance to be attractive. In my opinion, he looked like a creature from a different planet altogether.

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    • Tinybird
      10 months ago

      Wait... Are you sure you weren't looking at Salad fingers? Jk. But tbh me and my sister joke that David Firth looks like Megamind because she says he has a big head and she laughs at him

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      • newnormal
        10 months ago

        No no, it is David Firth! He is the creator of Salad Fingers and he did indeed design the character to be a cartoon representation of himself. Haha, true that David has a distinctive look, and he resembles Megamind.

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        • Tinybird
          10 months ago

          Maybe that's why I like him then, because I also have a massive crush on Salad fingers, even when I was 12 I had a crush on Salad fingers and GAH I wish I could meet David Firth

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          • newnormal
            10 months ago

            How old are you? I'm just curious.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 months ago

      Maybe I like strange and unsettling >_>

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  • randypete
    10 months ago

    who is david firth?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 months ago

      I literally said who he is in the first sentence in my post.

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