I want everyone at my funeral to be happy

As the title reads, I want family, relatives, friends, haters, all attending my funeral to be in a jovial mood, happy for me to have finally put down the weight of living in this crappy world of ours and moved on to a peaceful existence. No tears of sadness! Only tears of joy and merrymaking at my funeral, please!

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Based on 17 votes (16 yes)
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Comments ( 18 )
  • RoseIsabella

    I think my dad wants people to get drunk together, and remember him.

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  • I want all the people at my funeral to be dead.

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    • YE

      LMAO

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  • libertybell

    I want people to be happy at my funeral as well! I want them to remember me, but be in a good mood, as well. No depression.

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  • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore

    Its normal. Its why so many people call memorials or funerals "celebration of life". However, despite this, there will probably be several people grieving.

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  • Imaquirkyperson235

    Exactly! Funerals should be a celebration of life! There FUN in FUNeral, so embrace it!

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  • WHYYYYYYYY

    I mean, i haven't witnessed anyone say "at my funeral, i want everyone to be sad!" You can't really be happy in a friend's /relative's/etc's funeral, except MAYBE if you have a suicidal type mentality.

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    • YE

      If they're mentioned they're OK with me happy at their funeral then by all means I'll be all smiles at their funeral.

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  • Tommythecaty

    Well like most funerals there’ll be shit all people there besides closest relatives, and they’ll just quietly stand there then go. So neither good nor bad.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    im sure tonsa people will be happy to know im dead

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    • Boojum

      Nah, don't say that, dude. For the minuscule amount it's worth, I'd kinda miss you here 'cause you give me chuckles now and then.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        i didnt say they mattered or are worth a fuck now did i?

        its nice to know i made such an impression on such shitty people

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      • litelander8

        Back off my man.

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        • Is he really your husband? I can kinda see it, maybe

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          easy there jealous pants

          also i kinda agree with op maybe the people who like me and are drunk & happy at my funeral will fuck up the people who are hateful sober sanctimonious fuckheads & happy at my funeral

          you can judge a man by his enemies bettern his friends

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          • litelander8

            I don’t know anyone sober.

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            • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

              oh theyre angry hateful spiteful people

              a lifetimea sobriety has twisted their minds

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