I want my mother-in-law to catch me having sex doggystyle

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My mother-in-law came to visit us from the village about two months ago. The trouble is that she has never left. I don’t want to seem rude and inhospitable. So, I've been planning on letting her catch me having sex doggystyle in the kitchen. I reason that should get her the hell out of my house super fast. Even my wife might just as well leave. Which is great because then the house will be empty and when I want to have more sex with the maid, no one will interrupt us.

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  • LloydAsher
    3 years ago

    Porn: hot in theory probably illegal or against work practices for most scenarios.

    Once had a friend who lost a job as a pizza delivery driving when a female wanted to compensate the pizza. Got back an hour late. And missed 3 deliveries in the process.

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    • [Old Memory]
      3 years ago

      We once had a guy come back with his order, he said he was met by two girls wearing towels who just got out of the shower with no money

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  • Tommythecaty
    3 years ago

    90% percent chance Op is a virgin

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  • RoseIsabella
    3 years ago

    Pornography is garbage, and anyone who cheats on his, or her spouse with the help is giant, steaming pile of shit!

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  • leggs91200
    3 years ago

    Does the maid wear a short skirt and fishnets?

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  • trexagireve
    3 years ago

    Maybe she will grab you by the balls and pull you out of her daughter and punch you really hard because of the maid thing

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