I want to ban people from getting dogs. no dogs allowed

Why would I do that?

Let's see, could be due to the fact that these irresponsible jackass shithole humans neglect their dogs, leaving them outside at all hours to endlessly bark and bark and bark.

Since most people cannot seem to properly take care of dogs, and be respectful of everybody else, then no dogs allowed!

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  • Haru

    What's next? Do you want to ban people from having babies because they cry too much?

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    • Yes!!!! I'd love to ban the irresponsible negligent bastards that would let a baby cry too much.

      Babies that cry too much need better care!

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    • nikkiclaire

      Now that is a good idea.

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  • ACfireandiceDC

    The problem is that if you did that, most dog owners who follow the law would turn their dogs in, but the more shady/abusive owners would probably find ways around the law by going to the black market. Unfortunate, but true :(

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    • What you say? That's pretty much true. I spoke too soon. I was pissed off, lol! At least I'm not trapped in a 12 x 12 cage like these fucktard people with the endlessly barking dogs have outside their fucking house!

      It's INCREDIBLY depressing to listen to trapped dogs bark and bark and bark. They sound miserable.

      Really, there needs to be stronger rules in place for people keeping dogs at all. It's kind of a 12-15 year commitment that most people really aren't up to snuff to keep.

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  • RoseIsabella

    All the animals in my family are spoiled indoor animals. I would never chain a dog up so you're just bat shit crazy, and should probably go fuck yourself. My people let their dogs and cats sleep on the bed. Now please bugger off.

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    • You're like the royal exception dream come true!!!!!! :-)
      If everyone was like you, we wouldn't need any rules, laws, nothing at all.

      Yeah, I was hasty and pissed off writing that out.
      I still want to ban some people from having dogs. You would too, if you had to drive down a road where you can clearly see large dogs caged in 12 x 12 crappity crap kennels 24/7. They never get out! That's fucking cruel! Unacceptable! I'd never keep a dog like that EVER! That's the shit I want to stop!

      Maybe I should set up a 24 hour video feed of the ASSHOLE TRASH keeping their dogs like that, and put it online with their fucking address. Maybe a mob of dog lovers will storm the lazy bastards house to stop what is outright cruel neglect.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Thanks so much for your kind response, OP. I think I might have been a little harsh in some of my comments to you. Your kind response to my comments is humbling, and really touches my soul, thank you for your empathy, because I feel like you understand.

        I get especially annoyed with people who keep their dogs chained up in their front yards. I know putting up a fence and building or purchasing a proper doghouse isn't necessarily cheap, but it's an absolute necessity if they aren't going to keep the dog dog strictly indoors. Chaining dogs up is the cheap, lazy, selfish and cruel sort of dog ownership. Ugh, and the people who approach dog ownership in such a way have the nerve and audacity to resent it when they get called trash.

        I think when a dog has a proper fenced in yard it still needs to be taken for walks, played with, trained in basic obedience and given the opportunity to spend quality time in the house relaxing with the family. Dogs are pack animals, and they need to be with their pack. It's like when people say they don't wash their cats, because cats don't like water. I've got allergies and I started washing my cat and trimming his nails when he was a baby, and now it's easy.

        One of the wonderful things about pet ownership is that you get out of it what you put into it which is alot better than than any other investment you can make.

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  • charli.m

    It always amazes me that idiots can't see the difference between "most people" and a minority of idiots.

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  • Yennifer_Of_Vengerburg

    Not gonna happen they aren't going to commit genocide there's nowhere for domesticated dogs to go live in the wild so... humm what ever could be the solution

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    • Genocide? That's unethical, ummm, no, let's not even entertain such a horrible idea.

      Dogs go live in the wild? Again, no. I'm not one that wants dogs to have to fend for themselves as feral animals. That's a horrific life. If you want, just search for how dogs live in places like Romania, or Tunisia. It's hell, and I wouldn't do that to an innocent creature ever!

      There are places that have somewhat strict dog ownership regulations that keep the peace. Switzerland and Germany have rules in place that beat the pants off of the lack of regulations that exist in many parts of the United States. So, such solutions exist.

      I'd make it so people can't keep dogs on tie outs, in kennels that are inadequately sized for a dog to run freely without developing neurotic behavior (like chronic barking), on and on....

      People are so stupid cruel. I'm like, can they really be THAT fucking IGNORANT!!!! Take care of your damn dog right! Don't let the poor thing become a barking pest. Dogs that are exercised well enough don't bark for hours on end.

      I hate (some...no no, a lot of) people!!! Grrrr! I just want to smack the shit out of them!!!

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      • Yennifer_Of_Vengerburg

        Call the RSPCA

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  • nannysue123

    i agree they poop everywhere and steal our food, nanny sue

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  • xashthecatx

    Not everyone is like that though. 😂

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  • RaggedyandDandy

    No.

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  • Caspersghost

    So what should we do with all the poor neglected dogs? You know law says anything not adopted should be murdered in cold blood right? At least thats the rule in America. Which I think is a BS rule but would you rather these pure creatures be murdered for no reason? I hate how narcassistic our laws are.

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    • How do you THINK neglected dogs become that way in the first place? These are completely domesticated creatures reliant upon humans. Humans created them. Neglected dogs are caused by irresponsible people.

      What should we do with the poor neglected dogs? Prevent them in the first place. Spay/Neuter kind of has to be in place, so, make it required by law, unless someone wants to go through a licensing process to keep an intact dog. Require a sizable fee for that privilege. That can partly fund shelters.

      We wouldn't need to euthanize homeless animals if people wouldn't let their intact dogs run loose, or mindlessly create excessive litters. The dummies in the world have to be educated and regulated! People have to keep an eye on their dipshit neighbors to stop animal neglect.

      What's also sad are the dumb people just looking for a pet that go buy a friggin' specific breed of dog, usually from anybody out there. That's stupid! Adopt, don't shop.

      I can't think of places off the top of my head, but there are counties or cities in the U.S. that have in fact greatly reduced the numbers of homeless dogs in their area so much so that they have to import adoptable dogs from states that are still overflowing with tons of dogs. The smarter states with better economies and effective regulations have to help out the dumber U.S. states that can't or won't get their shit together to deal with a preventable problem. Darn it!

      Let's see it would take less than 15 years, one generation, to take care of this problem. Spay/Neuter, education, be very firm with the idiots out there!!! Don't let idiots get pets! I mean, like oh, you work 9 hours/day six days a week? You want a German Shepherd puppy to stay in your studio apartment all the time? You get home at what? 9pm? Okay, that's an example of a moron that should NOT be allowed to have a dog.

      The moron that wants to breed a variety of cute dogs in their dumpity doo trailer to make a buck at the flea market on the weekend? Uh, *NO* This person shouldn't be permitted to have ANY dogs.

      The dipshit that gets one, two, three, or more dogs for their kid, thinking that the kid is going to be fully responsible for the care of the dogs? Uh, no! I mean it's okay only if the parent has realized that they've got to cover the food, vet, and all that too, if their kid loses interest. No, you can't throw your dogs in the backyard because you all are too busy blah blah blah. Wait, I will be ecstatic if they even have a big fenced yard!!!!

      I could go on....

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      • Caspersghost

        So you are saying dont neglect animals but take loved animals from thier loving owners and euthinise them becuase they annoy you? Are you an idiot? How is that better?

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  • lonewolf1253

    And under what authority would you do this? I suppose you could ban them from your house. If you even have a house. You have no authority so why even bring up such nonsense?

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    • Just to say it, there are gated communities that have quite strict regulations in place that limit people from keeping dogs in some way. I should move into one!

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  • SammyStarts

    But then all dogs will be outside to what I assume you think is to solely annoy you. Dogs will be dying. So where is the logic?

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  • potatofridges

    I get that but maybe something more like an ownership permit? Getting a certificate? Idk

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    • redrainbow22

      No.

      No more government bullshit regulations.

      The people have had enough of their bullshit

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  • nikkiclaire

    Yes, let's allow dogs to build their own houses. Good idea.

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    • I'm visualizing this, lol. I'm imagining dogs driving cars too.

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      • nikkiclaire

        Ok they cant do that but cute

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  • redrainbow22

    Dont do that. You would just become a Marxist at that point, and a communist.

    Let's not have communism please.

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    • Well, sadly I've realized people are stupid uneducated. They need regulations, or rules of civilizations, to keep the peace. These are things like noise laws, sanitation laws, and all that jazz.

      Please, if you know of an anarchist city that refutes my claim, I'd love to know where this utopia exists. It ain't in Somalia, that's for sure.

      I'm not wanting a shit ton of laws, just those that are democratically agreed upon amongst everybody involved. I like how things are done in Switzerland, if you want an example.

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      • redrainbow22

        No.

        Thats just your excuse to imply your communism.

        No communism allowed ever.

        Car Insurance being mandatory was never agreed upon

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  • Dustyair

    I agree.

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  • Hmm, so because some people are irresponsible dog owners, no one else should be allowed to own dogs?

    That probably includes people who adopt animals from shelters, or even off the street, since you didn't specify.

    Your idea seams perfectly plausible, and not authoritarian or communistic at all, then!

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    • You got me on my dictatorial nonsense. Sure a law that harsh could be put in place, but I'm not a heartless bastard, so I could never implement it.

      I was pissed off and *venting*

      I have to drive past this PIECE OF SHIT CRAPASS 'neighbor' that fortunately lives at a distance. I fucking hate seeing or hearing their poor dogs that actually live in 12x12 cages 24/7 365 damn days a year in all fucking weather, and these poor dogs bark and bark and bark and bark. I want to make that shit illegal! Why the fuck that kind of shit is even allowed?!!?!?

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      • It may not be legal to keep dogs in those poor conditions.

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