I want to be kicked
My boss is a nice woman, but I find it hard to get off to that. I want her to knock me to the floor and start kicking me and screaming obscenities at me. Like deprive me of my medicine and make me have to crawl in order to get it as she goes "You want your medicine? You want me to kick you some more? You do? You're not moving fast enough, you mustn't want that medicine." and then she kicks me in the face again.