I want to be mowgli from the jungle book

I wanna be Mowgli from The Jungle Book. I can play all day long as a jungle kid and have a bear as my pal. I can talk to monkeys, swing from trees, eat bananas. Tarzan life! Ah eee yah eee yah!!!! What a life. Barefoot. It's like Paleo, people, PALEO! Truth? This is normal. I know it.

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Based on 19 votes (10 yes)
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Comments ( 8 )
  • Holzman_67

    But what about the insects? Jungles are teeming with insects, alot of them poisonous. It's not all fun and games

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  • Terence_the_viking

    YOU WANTS TO BE JASON SCOTT LEE?

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  • KeddersPrincess

    I want to be Shere Kahn but we can all have our jungle book wishes.

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  • Avant-Garde

    You'll have to fight for your life and then decide which world you belong in.

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  • dirtybirdy

    I'll have you know that I've been singing about the bare necessities since I saw this dang post yesterday.

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  • I just want the jungle that's all hahhaha

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    id rather be mogwai from gremlins

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  • handsignals

    Yeah, and I want to be Johny Thrust from Gag Factor but it's never going to happen so move on.

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