I want to be mowgli from the jungle book
I wanna be Mowgli from The Jungle Book. I can play all day long as a jungle kid and have a bear as my pal. I can talk to monkeys, swing from trees, eat bananas. Tarzan life! Ah eee yah eee yah!!!! What a life. Barefoot. It's like Paleo, people, PALEO! Truth? This is normal. I know it.