I want to be pregnant but i'm a man is this normal

I think,but I'm not sure, that the cure for this feeling is trying to stick a watermelon up your ass, as to experience childbirth in reverse. If this doesnt work you could try eating lots of junkfood and buffets until youre about 350 lbs,this way you would look pregger and could wear those cute little maternity dresses you've been eyeing.

You'd blow your cock off. D:

I also want men to get preggers instead of women am I normal?

EASY!

Go to your local Abortion Clinic, wearing scrubs. Go to the dumpster out back, search for a red 'Biohazard' bag, choose a dead fetus of your liking, take it home.

When you get home, put on gloves, and get a bowl. Pour a whole bottle of rubbing alcohol in the bowl. Then, take the fetus out of the bag soak it in the alcohol for about an hour.

While your waiting you can do a marvelous rendition of Whitney Houston's "I'm every woman" for about 32 times, then time should be up.

After that hour, take the fetus out. Wash off the alcohol. Go get some lube and a mirror, prop the mirror up so you can see what you're doing. Then, take your pants off. Get on the floor. Bring your knees up and spread them. Squirt the lube on the fetus, start gently shoving it up your cornhole! Voilà!

Later when you have to take a dump go to the bathroom do what you normaly do, but don't forget to breathe IN AND OUT, for Godsakes PUSH! You're doing great! It's crowning!

BOOM! You gave birth! It's a butt-baby!
Now, think of a name for it.

Afterwards wrap that beautiful ass gift in a towel, get more rubbing alcohol and a jar, place it in the jar, pour the alcohol in the jar put the fetus in, that way you can keep it. Now, you can walk around town with it and tell everybody about how you, A MAN, GAVE BIRTH!

it's actually very normal, you're probably just curious or you want some huge connection to another human being like a mother has with her child

Lmao. That baby would hurt coming out O.O

I don't even understand why women want to be pregnant.

Are you fucking mad?!

I wouldent see why guys wouldent want to :) its not a bad thing :)

Some men feel maternal it is possible you could be transgendered
Im a girl and to be honest I wish men could get pregnant instead but I'm not gonna have kids coz I think I'm gay

Hello everyone. Is the poster of this thread what they mean by a "Troll?"

No no NO , it's not normal at all

Actually it's a very common wish.Most people don't talk about it cause that would make them fags or whatever.
It's one of the biggest obstacles to actual sexual equality. Personally,I'd see nothing wrong in a transgender or even a gay guy with a uterus.
I have almost the same wish but It's about impregnating myself with my own semen so I could be so damn full of myself.Got it?
Yes,I'd like to have a slit and a cock and I would wanna be capable of actually literally screwing myself.It would feel incredible.But since it's not possible,wishing for it is pointless. You can use this to post another fake story if you want. I just don't give a fuck.Actually I think that in the near future,this could become a reality.

hobbo seamen can actually make a man pregnant. Have a group of hobbo men ejeculate in you several times, that should do the trick.

What the fuck??!! Are u fucking kidding me. You are a man!!!!!!!!

think there is (or was now) a pregnant man named Thomas.. u can find him on utube "pregnant man thomas" orso

I think this is reasonable.. I don't feel that way as a guy, but if you do, that's ok. Good for you.

Not Normal.! How the fuck will a baby fit through your penis ! not even your ass !

I've never ever heard a guy wish for that but I guess it's one of those things that a lot of people have but never really talk about, like being slightly attracted to same gender even though you're straight

What are you gay?

What a load of shit

Only niggers get pregnant

Hahahahaha and i thought i was fucked up.

You can (of a fashion). Men have carried children with medical help. Not sure it'd be all that pleasant, though.

Pathetic .

you are a freak

I don't know about that. Some things for women aren't for men. How would baby fit inside a man? A man wouldn't have enough room inside above his pelvis for a baby to grow. Also, there is nothing a fertilized egg can fasten to in a man to keep the egg from floating, and labor is too painful for a man to handle.

You are so nasty!

lol nit normal but i can see pros and cons to this

I think other people's kids are cute but I don't want any for now because of the possible pain and if it dies there would be a dead person inside..yuck(and kind of scary too)...

Um.... That's certainly not normal. It might be a fetish.... If you want experience, like, the fat belly and stuff, some baby stores sell fake belly's that you can strap on? Overall, this is NOT normal!

There's nothing wrong with wanting to get in touch with your woman roots! Embrace your inner woman!!! However, just think how painful that would be especially if it tried to come out of your penis.

if you want to be pregnant try shoving a bowling ball up your japs... that should do the trick.

sex change？

What a load of shit are u a yank ?

Sometimes I wish I was a boy ...a gay boy.
I fancy them ... Their so sweet..
I<3 Rylan!

When some guys who feel deep inside there female is normal as there body has both urges to want to be one or the other sexual beings, hence the feeling of wanting to act the part of a female or a man at the same time.
you will never in anyway become pregnant as a man.

No U Dont
Having To Deal With The Contractions & Shidd
Plus It Fucking Hurts Ur Vagina Or Some Crap
Now Imagine Ur Baby Came Outta A Penis Lmao
GROSS ! Eew Why Did Mention That Aww Fuck

You can try getting fucked up the ass... Who knows, maybe you will have the first butt baby.

You can be totally straight and not want to be a woman and still wish you could be pregnant. It is totally normal. It is an amazing thing women experience and there is a real envy that we cannot do that! Also, there is a very intersting and sexy aspect to it. To carry your baby for your girlfriend/wife!

how the heck would a man give birth if he couldn't have a C- section?