I want to eat dogs

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Hey!

I often think about eating dogs! As you can tell by my username!

I look at pictures of dogs and think about eating them!

The breed that looks most tasty to me is the Goldendoodle!

After a while I got bored of just looking at pictures of tasty dogs and decided to get a dog in the hopes to one day eat him!

So I went to my local pet store and bought a rather large Goldendoodle so that I could cook him in the future!

His name is Ted and I've been fattening him up for a few months now! He eats better than me!

Little does he know that soon I'm only feeding him so we'll because eventually I'm going to prepare him into a nice meal

I'm probably going to eat him in the coming weeks! (I'm looking up tutorials on how to prepare dog for the occasion!)

I'll post on here when I've done it and talk about what it was like!

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  • Somenormie
    2 years ago

    RoseIsabella might say nope.

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  • Billy247newaccount_35467829
    2 years ago

    Sick fuck.

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  • RoseIsabella
    2 years ago

    If I were Queen of the world I would solve the population crisis by neutralizing people who eat dogs, and cats with extreme prejudice!

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    • miss_jass06
      2 years ago

      I wish it could happen! People who abuse animals in any way should face a much worse punishment than what we have currently...

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  • Boojum
    2 years ago

    This doesn't sound at all trollish to me.

    🙄

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    • [Old Memory]
      2 years ago

      It's not a troll! I'm dead serious!

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      • Boojum
        2 years ago

        If Rose knew who and where you are and she believed you were serious, you just might end up seriously dead.

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        • RoseIsabella
          2 years ago

          🤠👍🏻

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      • LloydAsher
        2 years ago

        Take a trip to korea.

        As a person who has consumed dog before it's not that interesting as a meat. Meat is meat.

        Honestly the worst meat out there is whale. Tastes like trash.

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  • [Old Memory]
    2 years ago

    Dog meat is probably pretty bad though because they eat meat

    https://youtu.be/cfeK09l0X7Q

    Just watch that it's a cartoon but they explain the idea

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    • Sanara
      2 years ago

      Fish also eat meat, but we eat them. I dont like the idea of eating dogs specifically, but its not automatically bad because that they eat meat.

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      • KholatKhult
        2 years ago

        This isn’t true, fish have a very different way they process food.
        Eating predators is 100% a health hazard, dog meat has no value and would make you sick. The sickest I’ve ever been was from eating wolf
        Bear is horrible but not as detrimental to your health, feline will kill you. Any hunter will tell you the same

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        • LloydAsher
          2 years ago

          Bear tastes pretty good though. Have some sticks of them in the freezer. It tastes different but its still good meat.

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        • Shackleford96
          2 years ago

          In response to dogs specifically, maybe the cooking process has something to do with it? I've seen a documentary or two about other cultures that consume canine meat.

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          • KholatKhult
            2 years ago

            Some cultures may consume it, same as some cultures will consume pure poison that harms them for one cultural reason or another, but carnivore meat is a no-go healthwise.
            Can you burn and boil the hell out of it to try to consume it better ? Maybe. But you’re still eating trash meat

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            • LloydAsher
              2 years ago

              I agree to allow the consumption of dogs. It's still an animal. That being said flaying the animal alive to get a better tasting meat is horrible and rightfully deserves to be ended.

              I support humane slaughtering of animals. Zero pain. If it gets traumatized within the last few seconds seeing its friends killed it's not that bad. Torturing the animal is a completely different subject though.

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  • BleedingPain
    2 years ago

    I dont condone eating pets, but better you choose a dog over a cat.

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  • DADNSCAL
    2 years ago

    Move to Vietnam. They eat them all the time over there. And don’t come back to the US.

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  • Curiouskitten444
    2 years ago

    Dont do it bro!

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  • Vvaas
    2 years ago

    hope it tastes good bestie xoxo

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    • [Old Memory]
      2 years ago

      So do I! He was £2.5K so he better be delicious af or imma be pissed haha

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  • sokolata
    2 years ago

    uhhh, okay so. eating a dog can be the same thing as eating a cow, from a neutral standpoint. it really depends on where you live. we americans don’t like the idea of eating dogs but there are other countries where it’s completely
    normal. you’re very weird for buying a dog from a pet store to eat, however.

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  • Kowhaifan
    2 years ago

    little trol.ing (;;;;ewr;ltg;rfy;hjmn;urthf

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  • newnormal
    2 years ago

    Dogs are too many in our streets now. Good idea and keep it up bro.

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  • anonymoussss
    2 years ago

    that is fucked up

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  • megadriver
    2 years ago

    Right... and Keira Knightley came over to my place yesterday, said she wants to have a foursome with me, my wife and Elizabeth Olsen.

    I'mma go get some scented candles and dimmable LED lights to set the mood, probably make a slow soul music playlist too.

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  • srv_nt
    2 years ago

    What in the world did I just read

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    • RoseIsabella
      2 years ago

      A bunch of garbage from some piece of shit troll... at least that's what I hope it is!

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      • Somenormie
        2 years ago

        If it is then I'm going to kick some troll teeth.

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  • Hookerfall
    2 years ago

    Retard

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  • Dot123
    2 years ago

    I love eating GLIZZIES

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