I want to go to hell.

Is it normal to want to go to hell? I mean, if the God of the three major monotheistic world religions is exactly as described, wouldn't heaven consist of a bunch of radical, fundamental extremist religious nutjobs? I don't know if I can handle hanging out with Bill O'Reilly and Sarah Palin for eternity.

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  • Adri

    When we get to heaven all "issues" of the world will no longer exsist.

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  • Flying_Carpet

    I don't care where I go when I die. I don't curse myself for acting upon my own human nature and try to change for someone I can't see. I know it sounds selfish but seriously...when I was a Christian, I was not being myself. I put on the goody goody face at church and then found myself sucking dick on the same night. I was two people quarreling with each other like PMSing bitches. I was constantly trying to change.
    Eventually, though, I had to walk barefooted, not in shoes..you know what I mean? I turned to nature, and spent time meditating in it's peacefulness. for once in my whole life I became in tune with the world and accepted myself for who I am, despite my flaws.

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  • peedota1

    hells warmer and full of prostatutes whats not to like? seriel killers can join in the gangbang if they want i dont give a shit

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  • Missaye

    Whoa, whoa, whoa! First of all you're beliefs or interpretations of God and his people are way off! And Hell, is no picnic.
    Hell: the gnashing of teeth, and eternal sorrow. You see, the fire and brimstone isn't what makes Hell so bad. It's your own desire of sin. Here's an example of what I'm talking about, let's say a sex addict, who has not repented in Christ dies and goes to hell. He will forever desire sex 100 times more intensely than he ever did while his was alive. But at the same time, he will forever be reminded that his sin is why he will forever be in agony. He will always be thirsty, he will always be hungry, always tired, always in pain. The fallen angels that have become beastly demons will rip the flesh from his eternal body... And he will never die or expire. He will always smell the stench of his burning flesh. In the Bible it says his "worm will never die" meaning his sin will always haunt him furiously for all eternity. And good company? In hell? Never! Other than scum of the Earth roasting eternally right next to you, every single person down there will be like a disgusting rotting corpse, you will be repulsed by them and they will be repulsed by you, nothing in Hell is pleasing to the eye! It is more torture that you can ever imagine, and it's not a fairytale it's 100% real.
    When Satan was cast out of Heaven he was hurled to the Earth, he still awaits his final judgement, Hell.A famous diver have stopped diving in certain parts of the ocean with thin crust because he was hearing screams near the ocean floor. A Siberian scientist mistakenly dropped a microphone into an opening in the earth's crust and recorded screams from Hell just before the microphone was incinerated. (look it up)
    The bible teaches that there are actual layers of Hell, that some are worse that others. At the least 30 miles beneath your feet is a boiling mystery called the Earth's core, it too is layered! Hell is real and is harboring the tortured damned souls right beneath your feet! Sure you still want to go ? If I were you buddy, I'd get right with Jesus and run from hell as fast as I possibly could! I really hope you were joking when you said that!

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  • MahBoi24

    Here here! If God is really as homophobic, prejudiced, and closed-minded as those Christian extremist assholes make "him" out to be, then that's no God I'd wanna hang with! I'd rather go to hell and hang with everyone else!

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  • Thts not wht hell is. Everything u just listed is the worldly things and everything the devil uses to keep us convinced tht god doesn't luv us. Hell is How we r punnished ie, no escape , demons pulling u apart and bot to get graphic but thts the truth.

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    • yesisbui

      Im not so sure....either way, have any of us actually been to hell and back, to know for certain...?

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  • you go to hell, you go to hell and you die!

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    • IrishPotato

      Mr Garrison and Mr Hat, first season! <3.

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  • EliteNoob

    Screw this bs. There is no heaven or hell.

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  • Ryuhei

    I want to go to hell also expecally because according to some crazy religious people "the sinners" aka the people who know how to have fun are going to hell if that is true sign me up for hell.

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  • boopgirl17

    I want to go there, too. All the bad a-holes who ever hurt me or made fun of me would be there, and I would beat the crap out of them, and there would be no God or force to have mercy on their miserable souls... that was really dark, wasn't it?

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  • chris1992

    Wow! Some very sad comments here. Hell is not a place where you and your party buddies will hang out. It is separation from God. Either you are with Him for eternity or not.

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  • yesisbui

    I agree 100%. It's better to have power, money, drinks, sex, etc... in hell, than to be a 'perfect' person in heaven.

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  • My question is why would u want to GO to a place where all u feel is intense heat, agony, dispare, anger, hatred and any other horrible thing u can imagine but not be able to say "tomarrow will be better" because being condemned to he'll us eternal. And let me just say tht in hevan none of the horrible worldly things will exist.

    Anger and hatred, sickness and agony, lust and jelousy will not exist in hevan. It is said tht the streets will be paved with gold. It I also said tht everyday we r on earth god prepares our homes in hevan to make them even more great fir us, everything we ever wanted will be waiting for us.

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  • tori

    Religions were created by man to keep humans in line. I myself don't believe in organized religion. Don't wish to go to hell. There is no religion where God is.

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  • Crazygirl100

    I personally don't believe in heaven nor hell but I think I would rather go to hell then be in heaven with the Jesus freaks

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  • DJHakim

    It's not normal, but I see what you're saying.

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  • Sleepforever

    So you that think that hell is real !? have you seen It or what because you seem so sure you have. We are only Human people!!

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  • Tommy-B

    I too want to go to hell, maybe not to the extent that you want to but I want to go there for a holiday or a day trip or something. An example of this can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il4dC4OfAYw

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  • prairiedog

    I have always foung Hell erotic-maybe the classical painters made a mistake by showing it as nude torture in bondage. That will surely turn some people on-it does me,and I also have fantasies about being a naked slave. I doubt Hell exists,but if it does,and after death I am given the choice between ascending the stairs to Heaven,or damnation,I will surrender to Satan and dive nude into the bottomless pit-I want to be tortured naked forever-and there are [secretly] many who do.

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  • moreoftheworst

    Some of the greatest human minds were irreligious, most of the people I admire are, so maybe it wouldn't be such a bad hangout place?hahahaha

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  • You sound cute wanting to go to hell. When you're there try to message me I'll be in heaven. you really do sound cute wanting to go to hell... if you're a boy that is.

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  • Legion

    Most people make heaven sound boring. I believe you can still drink and do other fun stuff in heaven. You probably cant in hell. Cant do anything in a dungeon, so is hell any different, if the biblical description is anywhere near correct?

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  • howaminotmyself

    I've often thought this too. But seriously, I don't think those people will make it to my heaven. But I don't really believe in heaven or hell and the whole judgment thing. You go where you want to go.

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    • prairiedog

      If you go where you want to go....hm....I have tried to be kind,fair,honest,and helpful to others-I have risked my personal safety to protect innocent people......but I am not a believer,and even if it turns out to be real,I desire Hell. Would God send me to eternal agony even though I lived up to [most] of his commandments? It seems odd he would.......but I hope he does. Of course,if it is pleasant to me,it is really a reward....

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  • Vigilance

    My worse fear if i were to go to hell,,,, Having to marry a really big fat ugly demon Mom!!

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  • TabooMasterWriter

    for example i dont want to go to hell becouse you pain there , there is nothing you can do! in heaven you cant feel pain , you can fly do whatever you want . For those who wants to go to heaven: You need to be good! Help peoples , do good things , dont do bad!

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  • Why were the negative commets needed? Honostly? Heaven and he'll are in fact real. But I wouldn't wish the experiance of fear and he'll on anyone.

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  • ^^ agreed!!!!!

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  • Scully

    I AGREE. Most of my friends will be in hell so it would be lonely if I happened to go to heaven for some strange reason.

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  • ruralfrights

    If you don't want to be near those people for eternity, then I would shoot for heaven!!!

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  • Ok well think about this. In the bible God describes he'll as a never ending firepit of souls. So basically sitting in fire for all eternity. Also in the bible God describes heaven as everything and more you really desire on earth. And just because Sarah Palin is retarded on earth doesn't mean she will be in heaven. In heaven, your soul is to be perfect. In hell you live with your sins for all eternity, feeling the cold guilt eating you alive inside. For more info and just to answer anymore questions my church is wonderful. They are very real about everything and their music is lik rock. It is any passionate, bass loving persons dream church lol check out btcchurch.com for any questions about heaven/God/Life/Drugs/Sex and all in between from a Christian viewpoint. Hope this helps!

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  • 16vconversion

    All my friends are going to he'll, I don't want to not hang out with them after death so! He'll it is!

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  • Come on guys.. I obviously don't believe I will go to a physical "hell." The point is, IF all that stuff is true, wouldn't nonbelievers be content with going to hell anyway? So in a way, everyone's happy.

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  • big.z

    I heard a comedian talk about this ahaha he said it doesn't make sence that hell would want to punish you for doing bad stuff because u would be one of his boys ahha

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  • hannahj03

    This is not normal but well played. I like your take. You have a very valid point. I couldn't handle hanging out with people like rush limbaugh or Michael savage either.

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  • Lady.Pam

    Were already in heaven and were already in hell, life is what you make it. The institution of religion is bogus, you don't need to conform to it and it's theories to believe in god or whatever it is you believe..

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  • babykyy

    Okay, girl up there^. You don't know any more than people who believe in God.

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  • That is if there is even a hell or heaven

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