I want to invent a new kind of clock / vibrator

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I'm planning to design a new invention that is a combination of an alarm clock radio and a vibrator.

The idea is that it would wake you with a radio station of your choice and it would vibrate at the same time.

I am going to call it a Cock Radio.

Is it normal?

Would you buy it?

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Based on 13 votes (8 yes)
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  • JD777
    8 years ago

    My gf would keep hitting the snooze button to make it go off again and again.

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  • handsignals
    8 years ago

    I have a:
    toaster camera
    boot torches
    clock diary
    watch ratchet
    water proof microwave
    laser pointer sun glasses
    USB tooth pick

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  • LuxM4G
    8 years ago

    See now, the thing is that the idea itself it's worthless and you'd need money to back it up, I doubt anyone will buy that non developed idea and probably already exists(which is irrelevant).

    Money first, then technical - financial knowledge and legal matters. Why did you revealed your multi million dollar invention to us in the first place? Go work as a designer/engineer for a sex toy company.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      That's so I can have a whole lot of people try it out for free and give feedback (e.g. does it need more stations? How's the vibration adjustment?).

      After I go on Shark Tank and I make millions of dollars from it, I'll throw a big party and invite all the IIN regulars for an all expenses paid trip.

      We'll meet in the Caribbean for The Big Cock Radio Cocktail party.

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      • LuxM4G
        8 years ago

        How do you intend to manufacture it in the first place? You do know people use their cell phones as an alarm clock right? You really think that's Shark Tank material? There are thousands of sketch ideas better than that.

        Now I just get the sense your trolling us, but if you do happen to have success with any of your ingenious entrepreneurial ideas don't forget us, send us all tickets to the Caribbean.

        Now seriously, if you want to be an entrepreneur study hard, develop a professional mind structure, work hard and don't be let down by failure, keep trying until you make it, stay sharp as a knife. I'll help you out, I could use the money to leave this shit hole ;)

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  • anti-hero
    8 years ago

    I have a vibrator with a clock. In addition I can make phone calls, send texts, surf the web and countless other things.

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    • anti-hero
      8 years ago

      Oh and it plays music too.

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        8 years ago

        But can it curl your hair and cook hot dogs?

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    8 years ago

    The product already exists, OP.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      doh! someone beat me to it!

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        8 years ago

        You probably should of checked to see if someone made it first, silly billy goose. :)

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          oh me oh my, dum de dum de dum, derp de derp de derp, I shoulda checked that out first huh? I can haz internet?
          Cuntsiclestick you are so clever! :-)

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  • seekelp
    8 years ago

    Would it come with headphones? Or would the orifice in which it is inserted just start emitting noise?

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