I want to obliterate this cat

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I hate my cat so fucking much. It's a black... Whatever the hell it's supposed to be...

It's so annoying

I clean house, mop the floors and empty the litter box... RIGHT AFTER I EMPTY THE LITTER BOX THE FUCKING CAT JUMPS IN IT AND TAKES A MASSIVE SHIT! It's not a solid massive shit it's messy diarrhea. The cat pisses at the same time he shits and it sprays out of the litter box. Then the little bastard scoops about half the litter out of the box and onto the the freshly cleaned floor and tracks it all over the fucking place!

After leaving a litter trail he goes and scratches the damn furniture and chews the fucking wall corners!

At night I sleep with my door closed and he sits outside and meows until I let him in. When he comes in he walks all over my bed and face. I can't tell you how many times I've woken up to cat balls in my face. I put him outside my room and shut the door and he either: squeezes under the door, jumps up on the door knob and opens the door or meows until I let him in.... AGAIN.

I have come home countless times and found the cat hanging from the ceiling fan swinging around. God knows how he got up THERE.

This cat is a handful and has caused me to lose so much sleep and I've stressed so much. He's run away 12 times and the longest he's been gone was two months. It was peaceful but I began to worry. He was a stray that I saved but now I sort of wished had of left him in the back of that garbage truck. I've considered driving across a bridge (with a forest below) and throwing him over the edge. But I just can't bring myself to do it. I care about him but at the same time I HATE him.

I can't deal with this anymore? I don't want to give away the cat because he isn't annoying 100 percent of the time, but 93 percent he is.

What should I do?

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Tommythecat.

9 years ago

Balls in ur face hahahahaha

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  I shit in your litter box
  
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  - Tommythecat.
    
    9 years ago
    
    Balls........in your face meow!
    
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RoseIsabella

9 years ago

Have you had your cat neutered yet? Cats are supposed to be spayed or neutered.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  I dot exactly have a lot of money unless you want me to use some marijuana, scissors, hand sanitizer and a needle and some thread.
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    9 years ago
    
    Well, call some local shelters and see if they know of any free or low cost spay and neuter veterinary clinics.
    
    Tomcats tend to be much better behaved without their furry little acorns.
    
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    - Riddler
      
      9 years ago
      
      No shelters make you pay to get them nuetured.
      
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      - RoseIsabella
        
        9 years ago
        
        Oh, I'm sure there's a charge, but it's tends to be lower than the cost of the average veterinary clinic.
        
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  - lolol555
    
    9 years ago
    
    Pretty sure there are centres that do it for free. Google around for one in your local area.
    
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Avant-Garde

9 years ago

Get him a covered litter box. Cats will often times not use a box that is dirty. Try cleaning it right after he goes. If he is go in rapid fire, he is either sick or is going due to something in his diet. The latter point is further evidenced by his diarrhoea. If it is not something in his diet, he should be taken to the vet. Illness can sometimes effect their behaviour.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  I can make a little towel tent to put over the box. Covered litter boxes cost too much and I've been feeding him all the foods he's supposed to eat... Are there any cat foods for sensitive kitty stomachs?
  
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  - noid
    
    9 years ago
    
    Yes there are.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      Oh thank God : (
      
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KeepsakeDoll

9 years ago

How long have you had it? It took me a year to even like my dog.

Your cat seems to love you since it waits outside your door. Pretty cute.

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dickwashington

9 years ago

get a laser pointer or some kind of toy and make him burn up some of this extra energy he has

when do you feed him and how much do you feed him? that could have big affect on bowel movements and sleep patterns

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palepunk

9 years ago

You should learn how to properly care for a cat.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  I hope you know that I don't put him up on that ceiling fan...
  
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Shily666

9 years ago

And this is why I hate cats.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Hopefully you don't have one then.
  
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  - Shily666
    
    9 years ago
    
    My boyfriend is wanting to have a cat when we live together, unfortunately.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      Well you should move out then
      
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      - Shily666
        
        9 years ago
        
        I'd rather not. I told him I would try to get to know the cat and try becoming friends with it anyways. I know not all cats are mean. The ones where I live are just a bunch of assholes. I've only met two cats who were really nice and lovable.
        
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        9 years ago
        
        They know you don't like them
        
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wistfulmaiden

9 years ago

OMG seriously...dont ever get a dog or have a child. if you cant handle a kitty youre not fit to breed or even have a pet rock.

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[Old Memory]

9 years ago

That is what you get for taking in a nasty little cat. By the description is seems like you have a sort of love/hate relationship thing going. Deep down you know you love it. Otherwise you would give no shits about the beast when he runs away. I think you would have taken him in the backyard and put a bullet between his eyes by now if you really didn't enjoy this abusive relationship.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Leaving him to die would have been wrong and there were some crows not too far off that were eyeing him
  
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  - Riddler
    
    9 years ago
    
    *First off trim his claws(try going to a groomer)
    *Second get him a scratching post
    *Possibly try to crate train him
    *You can teach cats to go to the toilet btw or better get a mat for outside his box(They do sell specially made ones for cat boxes)
    *Get your cat a scratching post
    *If your cat is getting diarrhea so regularly he is sick
    *Also try getting a cat box with a filter since it will filter the air and it wont smell as bad or try litter deodorizer
    
    Also generally even if its said you are suppose to feed the cats certain things some cats cant handle it. My cat throws up a lot so I only feed him dry.
    
    http://cats.about.com/od/amyshojai/a/training-cat-to-crate.htm
    
    Create train your cat and make him go to bed at night when you go to your room.
    
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kini.mesi

9 years ago

The easiest and painless way is killing it with poison. Add some poison to its food and let it die peacefully... and it will not annoy you anymore.

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ballchan

9 years ago

the cat supposes be your toy.

so you let the toy put it's ball on you .

nice work .

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