I want to reach the most intense level or orgasm humanly possible asap

I've been so stressed with my life recently, the same cycle everyday, and it feels as though it will never end. Nothing new, nothing fun, nothing to look forward to at least in the short term. I have many friends who have gotten into smoking, some unfortunately into recreational drugs to cope with stress... Me i'm not into that stuff, i prefer jacking off its much more efficient and faster. Well anyways, it seems as though i'm getting less and less satisfaction each time. I need to spice up my routine to a level at which i am brought to a climax beyond reasoning, a level of strength power and intensity that my body will not be able to handle. I want to see steam come out of the contention between my cock and hands. i want the cream and lotion to evaporate into a thick steaming smoke and i moan closing my eyes being transported to a universe of incredible pleasure, i float through the clouds as my balls lose their feeling.

I have tried different techniques, my remote, my smartphone, my wireless keyboard all in my rectum lubricated with some scented essential oils. They are bringing me close but not to the point of orgasm so strong that i will never be the same after it. Is it normal that i want this? suggestions?