I want to take over the world with giant robotic snake

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I fantasize about it all the time. Traveling around the world conquering all the places, giant robotic snake chewing up the buildings and cars and babies while the villagers flee in terror. Taking anything I want from what's left of the corpses and the houses people abandoned trying to escape us. Riding giant robotic snake over all the land and sea like a metal Shai-Hulud who loved me, happy and free. Squishing and eating all the militaries like ants when they tried to fight us. Reading all the Internet forums where people would be saying things like "I can't believe this is happening, who takes over the world with a giant robotic snake?" Me. That's who.

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  • conquerer117
    14 years ago

    So... the snake is a phallic symbol for a greater fantasy of yours? This might be caused by what those in the psychiatric field call "dick fear". You have a need to prove to everbody how great your "snake" is by fucking them

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Watch the film "Freddie The Frog".

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  • SoularWind
    13 years ago

    Awesome! Good luck

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  • bongabud
    13 years ago

    HA! my squirrel would mess your snake up

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    • megadriver
      10 years ago

      I was going to rant about my plan to take over the world, but your comment put me down! I am dying from laughter!!!

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  • Ryuhei
    13 years ago

    Can I join you? I have a robotic tarantula who'd love to help! D=

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  • awelstoo
    13 years ago

    dont forget to study it's habits first..

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Call me and we will ride into the sunset and wreak havoc upon all that is living unless ITS A TRAP!!!!!11

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  • t7796
    13 years ago

    LMFAO.. that's great

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  • MourningSun
    13 years ago

    My robotic Dragon Serpent will fuck up your robot snake! And he's made of titanium and tungsten with diamond teeth and laser death rays for eyes. Your done, face it!

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  • Anon146
    14 years ago

    Conquest is a common fantasy, and giant robotic snakes are awesome.
    So... yes.

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  • bbaannaannaa
    14 years ago

    Oh, I love snakes! i had the same fantasy, but in a giant monkey! I <3 monkey, but I hate bananas.... weird..... hey, leave europe alone, I call dibs ok?

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  • puretravel
    14 years ago

    It will be awesome just ROCK THE WORLD
    http://www.puretravel.com/Guide/Asia/South_Asia/sri_lanka

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  • Vesperian
    14 years ago

    Sounds like a blast. I'll bring the cookies.

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  • Schythl
    14 years ago

    If you ever need a sidekick, you know where I am.

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  • oceangirl16
    14 years ago

    ........ well good luck with that!

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  • Lockets
    14 years ago

    Just do it then-what's stopping you?

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