I watch porn at work

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I’m trying to get myself fired to get 3 months free salary while looking for another job. I’ve now been watching porn in the office for well over a month and nothing happened apart from a few comments that I shouldn’t watch it in public…

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  • BarakaBrat
    2 years ago

    So basically what you're saying is you're trying to get fired so you can collect unemployment, correct? If the reason you're fired is for watching porn, you may not get unemployment because your company would surely fight it and win.

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  • DADNSCAL
    2 years ago

    There's easier ways to get fired. Just fuck up a big project and they'll can your ass.

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  • Lucifer77
    2 years ago

    Just pee on your boss chair 🪑 or coffee ☕️ mug
    I know it’s crazy but sometimes crazy things makes you happy

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  • MonteMetcalfe
    2 years ago

    Start stroking it while you watch.

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    • litelander8
      2 years ago

      That’s how you get arrested. Not fired.

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      • MonteMetcalfe
        2 years ago

        But, but I have a glandular disorder.

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  • Lusty-Argonian
    2 years ago

    Me and a few coworkers were talking about organizing a gay rape porn for another coworker. That was a fun day. He said we are assholes. He's not wrong

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    2 years ago

    I got caught watching porn at work before

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  • Somenormie
    2 years ago

    Watching porn is not safe for work.

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